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Squirrel Shoulders

...Squirrel Shoulders
The Size Of His Head
Wait A Minute!
That's A Big Head
Thighs The Size Of 2 Heads
And More Than 50% Tail
By Length, But All 
That Extra Length Is
80% Fluff.

Let's Not Get...

Jasprit Boom Boom Hurrah

...
Camera zoom...Boom - Boom shakes the room


All eyes on the prize

Rise & lies of franchise

Moolah the crueler ruler

Sparking doom and gloom

Marking Test cricket’s demise


If ther...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

...Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep track of alphanumeric
near impossible to crack passwor...

Baboon Singing a Toon Horn Haiku

...when singing out of toon
sang like a newborn baboon
banging with a big spoon

body had been bionic
when out of tune used a tonic
idiocy was ironic

while a profound pimple
we would pop simpl...

TRANSMUTATION

...TRANSMUTATION

I never considered transmutation
Yet things look so different today
Now reflecting an altered view
Demanding serious contemplation
Some radical change is underway
Feeling I’m so...

Nostalgia

...Remember stuck on 
band-aid brand,
Because band-aid 
is stuck on you?
  Remember when
 the furniture was
Made from wicker 
and bamboo?

  Remember three
 on a bike with
the banana-seat.
 ...

I Am Old

...The time has arrived so soon,
When I am eighty-year-old,
When I am bald with shining head,
When I have nice smile with new dentures,
When I have new hearing aide and new pair of glasses,
Will yo...

If Our Cars Could Talk

...If our cars could talk what might they say?
"Oh boy, it's you  for one more day".
"I see that you don't care a lot, you
keep on driving when my engine is hot!"
"Unless you plan to walk real soon,...

Beauty Skin Deep

...A face lift here and a tummy tuck there
Pearly white implants and bionic gold hair
A nose job that rocks
Once a hound now a fox
Beauty skin deep just got you a billionaire

12/20/22...

Finnegans Horse Full Circle

...Life goes full circle Harry Finnegan thought,
Admiring his newly refurbished vending cart;
Spick and span with racy lines, a proper seat,
Digital till, weatherproofed, and state of the art
Men le...

3 Way Azrael Asael

...
"3 Way Azrael Asael" 

Simulate me
I am a clone 
IT said

Stimulate me
3 way clone
I am

Azrael 
Asael

(LadyLabyrinth / 2022)



“All is Full of Lo...

Indica Genoa

...Ukulele Gamma
                                                                     007 Bandplace
                                                                     Metropolis USA
               ...

Just For Fun

...sparkling sprinkling splashy sizzling serendipity with sass,
practically parachuting, popularity surpassing prime’s overpass
bibbity bobbity boo beyond belief, begetting bionic bass,
making myster...

Liberating Green Philanthropists

...I doubt a benefactor,
philanthropist,
a short-term financial investor,
could optimally provide
protect
prevail with
an ecopolitically healthy therapeutic service

Yet,
intersectionally,
int...

Thats a Moray

...[An offering for fans of Dean Martin... or not. More or
less to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’ (not the ‘In Napoli’ bit),
this is the cleaned up version of an unprintable original.
In UK ‘Old Fellow’ ...

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