Donned We Then Our Gay Apparel

A keyboard was on a typewriter or piano Spankings were approved of, rarely condemned Clothing was 'gay' --- brightly colored They rolled up the sidewalks at 10 p.m. We said 'heck' for 'hell' and 'darn' for 'damn' Teachers were respected, never disparaged Left-handed kids were forced to be righties Death, not divorce, dissolved most marriages A click usually meant a torn meniscus Folks shopped in windows and stores Cash was king; credit, irresponsible TV dinners, unanimously deplored Marathons had fewer than 100 entrants Devices were mechanical, not electronic Nobody I knew took showers, just baths 'Human' meant 100% being, not bionic Everything written above is true I swear that it is, doggone it!