If Our Cars Could Talk

If our cars could talk what might they say? "Oh boy, it's you for one more day". "I see that you don't care a lot, you keep on driving when my engine is hot!" "Unless you plan to walk real soon, stop running me on mere gas fumes." "Please use my signals and don't drive spastic. This body of mine is mostly plastic". "I'm not a Mercedes. I'm far from bionic. Replenish these fluids. They are my tonic." "Before I pound on one more street, replace these tires, their truly beat." "One habit of yours truly grains, stop smearing my windshield with nicotine stains". "Keep both eyes on the road and listen out for the weather and we may have some pleasurable times together."