Best Yeti Poems

The Abominable Snowman and The Yeti



Geezus ! what was that !
I saw something outside my cave
And there the footprints leading away
Across the white waste lands of snow
They look kinda big
For it to be me walking in my dreams
And why would I be out anyway
Its so...

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Tibetan monks share colorful lore
Taking wide-eyed listeners from a valley floor
To peaks in the sentinel Himalayas
So how could such holy men’s tales betray us

A dark, furry creature’s outline has been seen
Startling climbers on mountains so serene
Leaving bipedal footprints on pristine snow
Stumping searchers who try to...

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Has anyone actually seen a yeti... yeti?
There are some who say these folks are unsteady
Though the truth is a strain
Open minds must remain
So no matter how outrageous, for anything I'm ready


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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There was a yeti called Kippers,
Who tried to use toe nail clippers,
But his toes were too long,
And it went badly wrong,
So now he wears floral slippers....

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Today I flew over the mountains,
and came upon a lake;
I came upon a yeti,
he said his name was Jake.
He looked like he was scared,
like he had seen a ghost,
he told me he was sad, 
for he was feared by most.
He was a gentle creature,
and never...

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By Joseph Christopher Liguori and Robert James Liguori

The waves broke and the sun shone,
As he walked on the beach alone.

Abandoning the shore and heading towards the trees,
The leaves remained still in the calmness of the breeze.

Not a sound could be heard from above or below,
While...

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Actually saw the elusive Yeti last week
At Walmart buying a new pair of skis
Not at all out of place
Next to an alien from space
Let Yeti go first in line as survival I seeked...

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Living way up north in the snow,
was a yeti who was quite gullible,
wanted to keep the peace with him,
so told him I was his next of kin,

I hated to make up a story like that,
but didn't want him to one day attack,
being he lived so...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!...

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MY YETI

I have a giant sized Yeti
I keep it quite well field
While searching for spaghetti
Instead, I found an orange

It was only halfway pealed
So I put it in a potato sack
With a possum I had keeled
I decided to invite my neighbor

To share a mill with me
He...

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Yeti came down and stuck out his tongue
Ugly, black and spotted, it looked like dung.
I had bad nightmares
My formative years
For this awful memory forever clung...

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It was a red space Yeti.
Claimed crazy teddy.
They like shandy lime
on planet number nine.
Ten thousand years in time
Before his claim may be denied....

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Yeti in snow, the greatest camouflage
His winter substitute for ghillie suit
Some think him an abominable brute
He means no ill will to their entourage
These beings here that came to sabotage
So fades into the white, all but his snoot
Yeti in snow

He prepares inside ice cold embassage
In case...

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Will a Snow Yeti,
eat many Good and Plenty.
While sneaking up on You.
Well, that may be true.
But you'll  hear them coming.
They play the Didgeridoo....

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Has anyone actually seen a yeti... yet?
There are some who say they're a bit unsteady
Though the truth is a strain
Open minds must remain
So no matter how outrageous, for anything I'm ready...

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