My Yeti
MY YETI
I have a giant sized Yeti
I keep it quite well field
While searching for spaghetti
Instead, I found an orange
It was only halfway pealed
So I put it in a potato sack
With a possum I had keeled
I decided to invite my neighbor
To share a mill with me
He asked what we were having
I said, jest weight and sea
He declined my invitation
Said he had a lot to due
I mite have some left over
If sew, I'll make sum stew
He said, okay, I'll sea ewe
So I hung up the fawn
Cooked my possum quite well dun
And dined till it was gone
All my neighbor gets is jest a pile of bones
29 November 2017 for Viv Wigley's Food Fight contest
Copyright © Curtis Moorman | Year Posted 2017
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