Curtis Moorman Poet Rhyme

My Yeti

MY YETI

I have a giant sized Yeti
I keep it quite well field
While searching for spaghetti
Instead, I found an orange

It was only halfway pealed
So I put it in a potato sack
With a possum I had keeled
I decided to invite my neighbor

To share a mill with me
He asked what we were having
I said, jest weight and sea
He declined my invitation

Said he had a lot to due
I mite have some left over
If sew, I'll make sum stew
He said, okay, I'll sea ewe

So I hung up the fawn
Cooked my possum quite well dun
And dined till it was gone
All my neighbor gets is jest a pile of bones

29 November 2017 for Viv Wigley's Food Fight contest

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Andrea Dietrich December 2, 2017 at 3:42 PM oh this is awesome and I see Rhoda used the same word for it. I love these punny kinds of poems!!! Which was your anger poem?

Rhoda Tripp November 29, 2017 at 9:39 PM How awesome is this? Very awesome! I love it. Very unique and a fun read.