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My Yeti

MY YETI I have a giant sized Yeti I keep it quite well field While searching for spaghetti Instead, I found an orange It was only halfway pealed So I put it in a potato sack With a possum I had keeled I decided to invite my neighbor To share a mill with me He asked what we were having I said, jest weight and sea He declined my invitation Said he had a lot to due I mite have some left over If sew, I'll make sum stew He said, okay, I'll sea ewe So I hung up the fawn Cooked my possum quite well dun And dined till it was gone All my neighbor gets is jest a pile of bones 29 November 2017 for Viv Wigley's Food Fight contest

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Date: 12/2/2017 3:42:00 PM
oh this is awesome and I see Rhoda used the same word for it. I love these punny kinds of poems!!! Which was your anger poem?
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Date: 11/29/2017 9:39:00 PM
How awesome is this? Very awesome! I love it. Very unique and a fun read.
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