Best Whiz Poems

Gee Whiz
I ate a sandwich made of wurst
with four large beers to quench my thirst
because my clothing was of worsted
I was extremely hot and really thirsted
I drank some more and nearly bursted
I  ran to the john to relieve my pain
I had to wait for...

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Whiz-bang the Frog

Whiz-bang the frog
 And Toodles the dragonfly
Sit by the pond
 Watching the caddisflies

They sing La Ti Da!
 They sing Fa La La!
And then Wah-Wah Woo!
 A chorus of Doo Wappa Doo!

They sing with the zebra fish,
 Under the moon,
And buzz with the skeeters,
...

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They had a whiz-bang chatter this morning.
A grandma grandson yackety-yak
Chatty Chat Chat Smile Laugh Laugh
On Facetime, an I-phone application

It was waggery talk
Mischievous but harmless
Nothing offensive was said
It brought a calm to both parties

The FaceTime concept less intimidating than I thought
At first it had bewildered and...

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Used to be a whiz at chess way back when
Not a world class player but enjoyed myself, no end
Losing wasn't an option
That proved a problem
Had to be restrained, d'ya know what I'm sayin'?...

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Goofy
Old Goofy surely knew the score,
Dumb and dumber maybe more,
Staggered about with Mickey Mouse,
Thought old Donald was a grouch.
But we loved a dummy sure.
Black Pete would give Goofy a slap,
The Beagle boys joined eyebrows at,
Mickey handled them bad chaps,
And Goofy walked with glory,
Goofy looked more...

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Do you know?
Yes, I know
It is my personal space,
which no one should invade.

Do you know?
Yes, I know
That your kinesics are so valuable,
That they should be palpable.    

Do you know?
Yes,I know
Your attitude towards elders,
Should be appreciated even by contenders.

Do you know?
Yes, I know
To...

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*Image of Globe Earth Map Of The World by Pixabay.

The Geo-Whiz

It is my second day in high school and I had signed up for Geography. 

Nearing the end, our teacher gave a simple pop quiz test
... guessing that she was gauging us. She said to...

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A Math Whiz! A veritable Einstein!
Quarky and quirky, a tangent his Shrine
   He never combed his hair
   His sockless feet were bare
Experts wondered: Would this guy's stars align?...

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Feeding a child with what he knows already !
Hasn't this been in many good schools steady?
A child finds it fine acting unconcernedly, 
Teacher is sure it's time to be unfriendly, 
The child soon humming tunes or shuffling his feet 
Wanting to another chap in mischief...

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What are you up to?
You
Love
Lord...

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Our inventions long ago surpassed the wheel and fire
paper, compass, printing press, penicillin, rubber tire
vaccines, light bulbs, electricity, radio, and colored tv
rockets, air conditioning, fiber optics, printers 3-D
we always think everything ever invented already is.
Until someone proves us wrong, usually a kid with Whiz....

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Used to be a whiz at chess way back when
Not a world class player but enjoyed myself, no end
Losing wasn't an option
That proved a problem
Had to be restrained, d'ya know what I'm sayin'?...

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You did a whiz bang job honey
An expert could not have done better
Thanks Dad, Kathy said
But I am an expert
That’s why I have doctor in front of my name
And the hospital pays me to do this surgery...

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Many questions come in life,                                                                        some cut like a knife.

If...

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