Best Ween Poems

“My God” said St. Peter “how neat
A donkey head for trick or treat!
Just two feet? I want more!”
So god gave him four
off he ran hee-haw bleat!

There Gabriel stood with his horn
He said God I really am bored!
With a poof he’s reborn
With a tail and a...

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Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen...

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Ha-llo-ween

In the dead of the night witches fly
On their broomsticks across silken skies
There they practice their art without fear
On this one frightful night of the year.

Trick or treat is the cry of the young
As they hover round each hearth and home
Unaware of the dangers they’d...

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Here's a cautionary tale that must be told.
Listen to me, be you young or old:
after something has long been growing mold,
don't ever say (this wisdom, I strongly tout),
"I almost tossed it out". 

Maybe, I should have tossed it from the fridge,
but I only nudged it a little...

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There is a special dark holiday that I invented just for you, one where you can don your mask, and no one can see the truth
The truth behind the façade that you wear every day, the one that you use to disguise your true feelings...

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Remember Maxine Who Us Will Ween with Vaccine

remember Maxine
who we know will always ween
us with her vaccine...

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Annual Cat-ween party was in full swing.
Bells were chiming off with a ding-dong-ding.
Cats were bobbing for catnip apples sublime.
October trees cringed as young cats did climb.

Dancing and carousing in front of the moon.
Witches watched hungrily as ghosts did a swoon.
Cats as magical, mystical familiars are...

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Witches coo
      goblins moo
    Jack-o-lantern's puzzled

    Ghosts wave 'Hi'
      spooks are shy ~
    All-Saints-Day unmuzzled...

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