Best Ween Poems

“My God” said St. Peter “how neat
A donkey head for trick or treat!
Just two feet? I want more!”
So god gave him four
off he ran hee-haw...

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Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's...

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Ha-llo-ween

In the dead of the night witches fly
On their broomsticks across silken skies
There they practice their art without fear
On this one frightful night of the...

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Fighting mid the strong and bold,
His eye and blade were keen;
Marching like a thund'ring storm
On foes of Faith, his queen.

Now returned in victory
Upon his mighty...

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This one’s for the addicts in the street
Their poor souls corrupted by the disease
They’ve been where life and death meet
When they are crying down upon...

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Sipping from the well of sorrow
withstands an unusual life cast.
Sad rivers and sifting sand remain
tuck away this tragic river
apart from the entire world.
Tears stream down...

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Anguish,

fear, 

infidelity, 

caution,

heroism, 

exoneration-

death, 

discovery, 

attitude, 

angle...

Here I come,
angle your beast,

here I am on the run,

peddling with the mean-

I don’t need to hear words,

I can...

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What Parents Should Say
Written by: D. Collins 5/6/16

And We Quote…………

“Go out and test the water, but swim the right way.”
“We relinquished rights on your eighteenth...

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There passed amid the crowded fair a lady
All clad in stately gown of em'rald green
With golden trim and diamonds all a-sparkle
It was, I say in...

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MY Stolen love 

There is someone whom I love dearly
The relationship makes me so deqery
She painted a bad image of me 
I have always defended...

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Men power produce no good 
order. 
Our fun, need be God-govern! 
For God confer joy on whom; 
He prefer or deem! 

We need remember God;...

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I'm sitting here alone,

watching the sun rise,

life of leisure is my favorite song,

it's also showing the shine-

Waiting inside of a long day,

scrollin' the folly-

like a...

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His mother, a gaelic queen
his father, a rugged pit miner
he wishes to never be seen
being solitary has never been finer

the son of sons he was
the...

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In relation to who we are,
Defined by how we have been seen,
Each time we decide what we mean,
Noting life from behind a jar.
The state of...

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I be frum brooklin
And I bee edumacatid reel goode
En iff uz wanna bee sefistikated lic mee
end Gawd weil bee wit uz
en ween u finde Hiem
asc...

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