Best Ware Poems

Dedicated to 12 innocents killed by a gunshooter in West Cumbria.

A killer vindictive staunch, trivial systallic gush.
Violate grumble wish washy starling a virent push.
A Wheeler dealer syncopated steadfast ware wolf,
Gurgitation gusty thorough fare tripudiate brush.
Tirailleur timorous tintinnabulation whiffle tingle....

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Bee ware


My first week’s pay!
What am I going to do!?
I have never had this much honey beefore!
First of all, I will go to,
The joke shop and get me those books I saw.
I could do with some new material,
For when they say “That’s getting old.”
Well, they...

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My mother had a friend who had chalk-ware decorations in her kitchen. She had inherited them
From her grandmother, maybe even her great-grandmother. They were from the forties.
A chalk-ware peach, a chalk-ware apple, a chalk-ware orange, a chalk-ware banana.
Cook, butler, maid, stove, refrigerator, sink, all in...

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Breaking hard my head
Thoughts ware...

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Fair Ware and Tare

Golf courses will have ways that are fair;
Rivers cut through due to ware and tare; 
Must be saying, 
Here much golf playing; 
Does anyone have an eagle they can spare....

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Cyril is a squirrel that comes from the Wirral, 
he looks cute and furry but he's gone a bit feral, 
Cyril dislikes foreign squirrels, 
won't hear no ifs or buts, 
he says the tide of squirrelgrants are going to have all the nuts, 
Cyril voted...

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continues ....
(for it 'twas by him that she was awoken). 
'Dont listen to hate, or give in to fear, 
He said with a countenance kindly, 
remember your Vedas and mantras, 
Let your be life be lived for the many, 
and not for the few, 
don't...

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And there the story might have ended 
But the bite on Suzanne's thumb 
Throbbed and became distended, 
'I must say, I feel a little rum', 
she said and lay down on her bed, 
but as she fell asleep a patch of fur 
started growing on...

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will not be long
here or rome
when its hot
down the block
is a swimming pool
its so cool
stop and stare
it thoese
SUMMER SWIM WARE...

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I was putting away some Fiesta Ware the other day when, noticing all the colors in front of me
I had to stop and smile at how they reminded me of our family tree.

I love our family tree…love every leaf…love its branches one and all…
love how...

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In the dawn of deception, who can perceive what is real?
Do things appear benevolent or do they come to pillage and steal?
When one gives from the heart, the receiver sometimes wants even more.
It is often wise to bolt, lock and secure your door.

Be careful of...

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here's where to go
its a cheap store
buy more
rain snow or hail
this is a
WARE HOUSE SALE...

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He had a way with words,
An avuncular style,
A throaty little laugh, 
A world embracing smile.
He didn’t suffer fools gladly,
He thought that I was thick 
But not too bad really for
A Yorkshire country hick.
He came into my life
For just a year two
One of those characters
That just...

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I think that I shall never see
  an insect scary as a bee
Sister screams, she spots a spider
  but bees are lethal when they bite her...

I cower at bees' buzzing sound
  as they circle round and round
If I try to wave 'em...

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It was to prove Some Sort of Snare,
When he, got the Gift of Hare
While he’d wanted to keep A Mare…

He wasn’t sure how he would fare,
Whether he wouldn’t be left bare;
What The Hell knows he of Hare,
Except its furs not like our hair…

Perhaps, he should...

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