Best Up The Duff Poems
Below are the all-time best Up The Duff poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of up the duff poems written by PoetrySoup members
She's Abusive and That's ConclusiveThere was a fussy bovine named Flossy
who was snooty and always so bossy
her udders would droop
when she took a poop
She bellowed until her eyes got...
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Categories:
up the duff, introspection,
Form:
Limerick
You'D Better Not Pout You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’
Too large, in a colour you hate
It simply won’t fit
You’ll never wear it
No nookie...
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Categories:
up the duff, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Angelsthe ever helpful angels,
we meet along the way,
ones who will pick you up,
till you are happy, bloody aye,
boot the black dog up the Kyber pass,
and...
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Categories:
up the duff, adventure, celebration,
Form:
Ballad
I Wrote a Song Last NightI wrote a song last night,
Oh yes I did,
The bittersweet words came to me
As fast as a locomotive train...
About a girl from the wrong...
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Categories:
up the duff, abuse, dark, song,
Form:
Lyric
Wet BlurtingWet Blurting
80 year Ole Francisco, yes he said,
off the blinking top of his head,
A bowel fix here today!
Ya know cheese blocks you up...
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Categories:
up the duff, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
How General Grant Won the Civil WarHe could fight and win battles, could this General Ulysses Grant!
Other of Lincoln's generals were continually sayin', "I can't!"
Though 'twas well-known that...
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Categories:
up the duff, history, humorous, war,
Form:
Couplet
Rhymes With StuffRhymes with “Stuff”
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Bluff is a cliff that above land is laid.
Bluffs are charades to win card games played.
Buff...
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Categories:
up the duff, education, children, kindergarten,
Form:
Rhyme
Saddle Up Them Deer!Santa Claus has been unemployed all year
On the dole watching TV drinking beer
Ms. Claus was going berserk
Its Christmas time you fat jerk
Get off your duff...
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Categories:
up the duff, funny, holiday,
Form:
Limerick
In Life We Go Through StuffIn life we go through stuff. You can take care of it or you can just set on your duff.
In life we go through...
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Categories:
up the duff, life, life, life, may,
Form:
Verse
From the Underside (Chair Speak Limericks)Why is it you never show me your face?
My feelings are hurt, so you I’ll replace!
Find another on which to...
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Categories:
up the duff, funny, sportsme, time,
Form:
Limerick
Ride'M Horse Boy
Ride’m Horse Boy
By
Tom Wright
Friend Roy tried his hand with bucking horses.
Overestimating the power of gravity’s forces,
The first spin was rough,
Landing Roy on his duff,
Now he...
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Categories:
up the duff,
Form:
Limerick
Life Be GoodMe slob clob be a dirty grey
me school an open alleyway
no sissy pens; we wield 'em guns
me canna count but me's no dunce
Clompers bare;...
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Categories:
up the duff, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A Little Ray of SunshineA little ray of sunshine
Came creeping softly slow,
Alighting up the knighton
Like raindrops made of snow.
When from a Kevin corner
A belly hump drew near,
Quipping from his...
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Categories:
up the duff, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
I'Ve Had EnoughOf Winter's awful weather, I've enough
Blizzards of snow and sleet; abhor the stuff
I was frozen and frigid
My body stiff and rigid
I slipped on black...
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Categories:
up the duff, humorous, snow, winter,
Form:
Limerick
No More Naughty StuffOkay, enough is enough of this naughty stuff
Don't know what happened, I'm a shy old duff
Something I ate?
Maybe that steak
Contained an aphrodisiac or is that...
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Categories:
up the duff, fun,
Form:
Limerick