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Saddle Up Them Deer!

Santa Claus has been unemployed all year

On the dole watching TV drinking beer

Ms. Claus was going berserk

Its Christmas time you fat jerk

Get off your duff and saddle up them deer

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 1 in Francine Roberts "Christmas" Contest - December 2010

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John Truitt

February 2, 2011 at 8:32 AM

Robert Hinshaw's poetry sings, and it's his work that caused me to join.

Eamon Duffin

January 5, 2011 at 9:58 AM

Hi Robert. No wonder this won. You still ride the range, albeit with reindeer. Good one. Eamon

Debbie Guzzi

December 10, 2010 at 9:32 AM

ah huh!!! Thanks for the laugh Bob! Light & Love

Andrea Dietrich

December 6, 2010 at 9:03 PM

LOVED IT!! Congatulations, Robert!

Joyce Johnson

December 6, 2010 at 3:40 PM

Great one Robert. Congratulations on your no. 1 with this one. Love, Joyce

Carol Sunshine Brown

December 6, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Congratulations on your win in Francine's first contest Bob. Love, Carol

Ralph Taylor

December 6, 2010 at 5:01 AM

Congrats on your great win, Bob. Excellent. Well deserved. Ralphie

Leon Wilson

December 6, 2010 at 3:34 AM

Congratulations on your 1st place win. God Bless. Leon

Noel Villarosa

December 5, 2010 at 10:53 PM

Well done, Robert, congratulations on your big win for this contest. (^_^) Noel.

Sara Kendrick

December 5, 2010 at 3:31 PM

Good one..I understand Mrs. Claus..Congratulations on your win..Sara

Michael J. Falotico

December 5, 2010 at 5:05 AM

Congrats Bob in your 1st place win in Francine's first contest... well done

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

December 5, 2010 at 4:33 AM

Congrats Bob on your first place win in Francine's contest my friend.. a delightful entry ..bravo ..with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

December 4, 2010 at 4:27 PM

Big congratulations on taking the top spot, Bob! Great write! Love, Carolyn

Robert A. Dufresne

December 4, 2010 at 4:17 PM

Surfing and I found this winner of yours Rob.. a hearty congrats to you ..you look good as #1 !!

John Freeman

December 4, 2010 at 3:55 PM

Charming poem My Friend. Congratulations on your first place honor. Agape, Moses

Constance La France

December 4, 2010 at 3:52 PM

Congratulations on first place, Robert, with this wonderful Christmas poem~~

Carrie Richards

December 4, 2010 at 3:39 PM

Hooray for you and this funny poem, Robert!! A great 1st place entry!! :) Congratulations!!

Francine Roberts

December 4, 2010 at 2:37 PM

every time I read it I laughed out loud, congrats on your first place win in my contest Bob, I appreciate the support

Carol Sunshine Brown

December 2, 2010 at 11:44 AM

I wish that I could vivify my comments to you and to all better. But I end up babbling and making no sense. So, I will leave you a message today letting you know I did read your poetry and I enjoyed it. I love reading poetry and the poets here are so talented. Have a wonderful day Bob. Love, Carol

Wilma Neels

December 2, 2010 at 11:00 AM

Hey Bob, I absolutely enjoyed your witty limerick tonight, thank you for your comment on my Tanka.. Wishing you and your family a blessed Christmas ;)

Carolyn Devonshire

December 2, 2010 at 9:44 AM

Santa may be in for a surprise, Bob! Unemployment benefits extensions haven't been approved by Congress, so he best saddle up them deer. A very witty entry for Francine's contest and you know I always hope to see your poems in the winners' circle. Wishing you success (even if you're leaving us behind to take that cruise -- the green-eyed monster rears her ugly head). Love, Carolyn