Don Johnson Poet Rhyme

Wet Blurting

Wet Blurting

80 year Ole Francisco, yes he  said,
 off the blinking top of his head,
A bowel fix here today!
Ya know cheese blocks you up instead,
Don’t blurt in diss-aray,

Old people drop one, an go ooooh,
Some feathers in the fluff,
Sand Goannasa drowning in the stew,
Could fill ya pants plum duff,
So listen when I say,
Cheese slab every day,
You wont be farting other stuff,
No blinking bloody blanking way!

So figure out the dose to eat,
Explosive liquid aint so neat,
Constipation on ya creeps,
Cut back on cheese today,
No explosions in the hay,
Eat cheese ya bugger, sweet,
Fun blurting  hey hay hey…

Don Johnson
Hey fever don’t like cheese, tuff ticky, adapt to a cheese diet…it bloody works!

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Richard Lamoureux December 4, 2012 at 3:37 PM Too funny, kinda shaped like a turd as well. Don Johnson December 4, 2012 at 4:50 PM useful imformation when you get old enuff to need a nappy

Russell Sivey November 27, 2012 at 4:40 PM I didn't know that cheese would do that! What a great tip my friend! I really enjoyed reading this remarkable poem this evening! What a dynamic piece, Great Work!! Don Johnson November 27, 2012 at 7:04 PM cheese blocks you up, some oldies need some blockage... perhaps...