Up The Duff Poems - Poems about Up The Duff

...I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle Once so anti marriage – how fickle Dick Pickle she’d marry Though she calls him Larry Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle On baby making Tess ......

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...This is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew, He worked for the brewery and drank special brew. Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle in his eye Loaded with beer – its destination: ‘The Golde......

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...My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie She’s well known for her love of nookie, Now she’s up the duff Her hubs in a huff And spends all his time with the bookie For my on line friend '......

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...Buck rodgers the fishmonger’s daughter Their actions got them in hot water They romped in the buff Now she’s up the duff He must find a job to support her! A challenge from a frien......

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...By Robert (Bob) Moore Wee Willie Winkie running through the town just had a shandy and a good lie down Mary’s running after him cause she’s just had one too now she’s up the duff, and she don’t......

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...Fractured Fairytales, Part Two, A sordid little tale for you........ Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger! Lil' Red Riding Hood, Alone in the woods, Stranger Danger! Who is this stranger? It's th......

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...I wrote a song last night, Oh yes I did, The bittersweet words came to me As fast as a locomotive train... About a girl from the wrong side of town, Shooting up smack to calm her down, She w......

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...Me slob clob be a dirty grey me school an open alleyway no sissy pens; we wield 'em guns me canna count but me's no dunce Clompers bare; me sneakers hocked jiggle barefoot roll and rock br......

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