Best Umpire Poems
Election Problem: the Court; the Umpire; Party and the MassesWHAT THEY SAID:
MASSES: Our votes must count!
AREA BOYS: We only know our pay master, the originator of stomach infrastructure
PARTY MANIFESTOS:
LP: You won't labour in vain
PDP: When we were in charge, we were the biggest economy in Africa
APC: We will "cushion" the effects of subsidy removal...
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Categories:
umpire, africa, conflict, satire, trust,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
umpire, 4th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Empire On FireThe dead ambitious in The Empire
Wrecked her, when they began to aspire
To The Top that would Intrigue inspire:
When dreamt they to ascend Sky-High Spire,
Soon finding out they could just conspire
Against their Emperor and Umpire
If not him crush good, cause to expire…
And this badly hit the...
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Categories:
umpire, betrayal, community, conflict, evil,
Form:
Rhyme