Best Ugh Poems
Ugh---Answering MachinesThe inhuman toadie, that does not have your voice?
You want me to call you, I have made a choice.
To listen to Mr. Techno Man, for me is a total crucifixion.
Hearing the same inhuman male across the USA, shows
our disrespect for others as...
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Categories:
ugh, america, angst,
Form:
Couplet
My 2023: UghA house in motion near an ocean ... cautious one to leave.
A highland house owned by time affects one ... wakes to a place in whites.
A house boarded by healed one ... one's beach house welcomes New Year....
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Categories:
ugh, analogy, appreciation, confidence, encouraging,
Form:
Sijo
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugh, So Darn UglyG;Geico commercials B;(you knew this was coming); Billy Mays commercials U;
hour long imfomercials
G;Big, juicy homemade hamburgers B;White Castle belly burners
G; Best fast food place;by far;All American, Massapequa N.Y. (check it on web-
always, and rightfully rated number one B-white...
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Categories:
ugh, funny, imagination, inspirational, life,
Form:
List
The Ugh-Gy Little Duckling In DixieTha lil ugh-gy duckin...
...Waa-uh-uh...a BAT lookin baby!
An somMO (I don mean jus maybe!)
Growt up in a house-boat shack
Way downt-ere in ole MAN-chac
Ain lyin!! (An I AIN hat no toke)
Ugh-gy baby make BU-tam-ous foke
All LAFIN an bubbly an-DIN!
Dat black hair and daak Creo-skin!
Guess who I be...
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Categories:
funny, granddaughter, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Ugh!“Hey Fat!!! Sit down and shut up!”
starts with butter on the butter on the corn
half-baked concepts dragging from the board ‘cross the floor
up to my pen. . . damn, this Prof. got two, too many blackboards
she wasn’t looking at my feet when she said, “Size...
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Categories:
ugh, confusion, funny
Form:
Free verse
Ugh, Why Must the Missus Vacuum At the Crack of DawnUgh, Why Must The Missus Vacuum At The Crack Of Dawn?
(circa: early December 27, 2018 morning)
There appears to be a
virulent (possibly deadly) strain
of housekeeping virus
Hoover ring in the air
asymptomatic tentatively linked to rein
deer droppings (micro-organisms) blare
ring and trumpeting beyond
the threshold to humans, though plain
lee send...
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Categories:
ugh, abuse, anger, animal, dad,
Form:
Free verse
Ugh.it has worked. i believe so. not thinking of you. but the hurt and pain has made me blind. has
it? possibly. i lost a friend by choice. no not you. another one. im happy. im liberated. yes.
but one less person to have let...
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Categories:
ugh,
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Ugh . . . PooI once had a butler so dapper
He had but a slight stutter
On the grounds we once walked
To find treasure of sorts
Wh.. wh.. he stuttered
I know I countered
Then why'd you step on it
He questioned...
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Categories:
ugh, funny,
Form:
Blank verse
Ughjust cried
dont feel bad i have nothing to hide
im not hurt really as i am sad
because of what i couldve had
wish i could change it but i cant
wish i could get better easier like a plant
always regrowing so easily like nothing had happened to it
all...
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Categories:
ugh, love
Form:
Free verse
Road Construction UghNothing annoying is going to bother me today.
It is the perfect weather, the sun is shining.
The cardinals are trilling, the violets are waving.
I'm ready to embark on my four hour trip.
Uh-oh. Three lines of cars are stopped.
A blinking sign says delays.
Okay. I...
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Categories:
ugh, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Ugh--Mommy Makin Me Eatin Them Green Beans N Broccoli--Mommie do I have to eat these green beans and broccoli?
Mommie do I have to deplete these green beans and broccoli?
Man, mama yo sure is...mean
Makin' me eat them there broccoli and green-beans.......UGH!!!
8/20/19
Written words & arranged music by James Edward Lee Sr.2019©...
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Categories:
ugh, abuse, adventure, analogy, depression,
Form:
Alliteration
Ugh Whywhy must thoughts of you render my mind confused and doubtful?
why cant you just escape my mind forever?
a certain song, a certain word or saying brings you upon my thoughts
its NOT right NOR is it fair =(
you left me in despair yet i have no...
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Categories:
ugh, confusion, me,
Form:
Free verse
People UghTear are flowing from disturbing news today
A very sad event, on my heart it does weigh
Devastating in nature
A Poetry Soup neighbor
Was attacked, a friendship now in decay...
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Categories:
ugh, people,
Form:
Limerick
Measurements Ugh!Darn rules are getting harder to read
Millimeters, centimeters
Might as well put millipede
A 1/32
Maybe a 1/64 and 1/2
6 centimeter minus .875
A 2:1 pitch=5 holes and one inch
10 millimeters to the right
Has anyone found my mind yet?...
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Categories:
ugh, education, social,
Form:
Free verse
First I'Am Here Then I'Am ThereFree verse is a form
i am a form to be dealt with
day in and day out
my form is sometimes here and i can smile and hope
but then my form turns and i stare and see nothing
a phone call a visitor will force me to...
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Categories:
ugh, angst, dark, journey,
Form:
Free verse