Best Twerp Poems

Old Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to...

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Pure silence or the sound of wind chimes
Willing to do anything to save their own hides
People still committing horrific crimes
During low and high tide
It's been...

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Who is 
Who is this twerp to lecture me,
That I shouldn’t suck my spaghetti,
Put up the seat for we we we,
When I go on vacation,

How...

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the deeper the love,
 the greater the hurt,
the great loss of trust, 
but i'm no expert,
till love is just lust, 
and you're treated like dirt,
...

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It is the home truth, that only, a twerp and a divvy honors and praises war.
So I think, is time, the nation sends the message...

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There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns...

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At the local bar one friday night, we were shootin' pool and getting tight,
Just havin' fun in the neon light, yea, everything was cool, out...

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In an attempt to establish an uncertain linkage between 2 parables,
Ivo Torena resorted to impress his colleagues all night long; hence,
awkward as a cow on...

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Stay tuned – the ‘cheki, cheki, remix!’
Will return
The lost souls of war
Will lengthen

The fake drama will unravel
And continue
The discovery of global warming,
Coming up

Stay tuned-and the...

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Our Worth
The curse on the half smart scammer,
Born next time in-to a slum,
Toothless the gift of the paltry damned,
when Karma is verily summed,

Sow nasty and...

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Hey buddy your such the best
 Oh my God he or she is such a pest
 ah ha wow u are so funny I love...

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V.1: I know I acted like an odd fool
When I told you I’m not at school
I know I acted like I was so smart, 
But...

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I was a self-admitted misanthrope	 
unwilling to lose or drop a case.
I often threw a rope-a-dope
just to win; I never lose face.

I worked the dark...

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Yesterday it seems like 'twas yesterday
All thoughts turned to days of toys and more play

My lines on the ground playhouse washed away
Troubles only came in...

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Demand Satisfaction
 
For a reaction,
To every distraction;
Want satisfaction.

Watching cannot stand,
Trump taking confusing stand
At any stand  in land.

Is an irony
About Trump astronomy;
Lost in open space.

None...

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