Doggy Woggy

V.1: I know I acted like an odd fool When I told you I’m not at school I know I acted like I was so smart, But that’s all bull, not my work of art Pre-chapter: You got me singing my doggy woggy's song All along, I was not alone, for I belong Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz) I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is my bus.) Chapter: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy messed up our blinds Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch Doggy is a bad dog and a good dog – He needs a walk or a hug or play time I shrug, I laugh, I smile, I get mad at him When he does his naughty thing once in a while So, we tell em go lay down Go lay down Go lay down V.2: I’m a bookworm – I shoulda told ya I need a brain tool to fix me up, but ta-ta You got to go – I’m a flourishing flaw and all You shoulda told ya – I had a crush on you Flaw and all, I still have the strength To tell you what I’ve been through length to length Pre-chorus: You got me singing my dog's song All along, I was not alone, for I belong Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz) I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is, it’s your bus.) Chorus: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy messed up our blinds Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch Doggy is a bad and a good dog So, we tell em go lay down Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy I really enjoy, Taking him for some long or short walks He’s my gentle boy But, not when he barks and does his dog talks He is clingy, gets anxious and annoying When he gets in those moods, I do my oh-boying Go lay down Go lay down V. 3: I suppose no one wants to hear my poetry or prose No one knows that my dog's snout is a long, silly nose The world is full of terrible trolls It felt like I was walking on hot coals Pre-chorus: You got me singing my dog's song All along, I was not alone, for I belong Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz) I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is, it’s your bus.) Chapter: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy messed up our blinds Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch Doggy is a bad and a good dog So, we all tell em go lay down Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy He just gets in the way all the time and we tell him to lay down alright! He’s a happy boy, so we all are having a good time all day and night But, go lay down Go lay down V. 4: My life is the hues of greens and blues, greens and blues But, now It’s reds and oranges – that’s brand new news You got me learning my two's You got me tying up my torn-up shoes Pre-chorus: You got me singing my doggy woggy's song All along, I was not alone, for I belong Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz) I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is, it’s your bus.) Chapter: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy messed up our blinds Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch Doggy is a bad and a good dog Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy So, we tell em go lay down Go lay down Go lay down V. 5: Just go lie down, stupid Luxor!!!! We love you regardless, mister…it’s dark… Just don’t be a little twerp, you cutie dork Like you act towards strangers – you bark He needs a cork…a big-ass, bark-free cork...