Doggy Woggy
V.1: I know I acted like an odd fool
When I told you I’m not at school
I know I acted like I was so smart,
But that’s all bull, not my work of art
Pre-chapter: You got me singing my doggy woggy's song
All along, I was not alone, for I belong
Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz)
I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is my bus.)
Chapter: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy messed up our blinds
Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug
Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch
Doggy is a bad dog and a good dog –
He needs a walk or a hug or play time
I shrug, I laugh, I smile,
I get mad at him
When he does his naughty thing once in a while
So, we tell em go lay down
Go lay down
Go lay down
V.2: I’m a bookworm – I shoulda told ya
I need a brain tool to fix me up, but ta-ta
You got to go – I’m a flourishing flaw and all
You shoulda told ya – I had a crush on you
Flaw and all, I still have the strength
To tell you what I’ve been through length to length
Pre-chorus: You got me singing my dog's song
All along, I was not alone, for I belong
Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz)
I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is, it’s your bus.)
Chorus: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy messed up our blinds
Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug
Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch
Doggy is a bad and a good dog
So, we tell em go lay down
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
I really enjoy,
Taking him for some long or short walks
He’s my gentle boy
But, not when he barks and does his dog talks
He is clingy, gets anxious and annoying
When he gets in those moods, I do my oh-boying
Go lay down
Go lay down
V. 3: I suppose no one wants to hear my poetry or prose
No one knows that my dog's snout is a long, silly nose
The world is full of terrible trolls
It felt like I was walking on hot coals
Pre-chorus: You got me singing my dog's song
All along, I was not alone, for I belong
Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz)
I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is, it’s your bus.)
Chapter: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy messed up our blinds
Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug
Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch
Doggy is a bad and a good dog
So, we all tell em go lay down
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
He just gets in the way all the time and we tell him to lay down alright!
He’s a happy boy, so we all are having a good time all day and night
But, go lay down
Go lay down
V. 4: My life is the hues of greens and blues, greens and blues
But, now It’s reds and oranges – that’s brand new news
You got me learning my two's
You got me tying up my torn-up shoes
Pre-chorus: You got me singing my doggy woggy's song
All along, I was not alone, for I belong
Now, you got me singing it (oh, I sung it in a whizz)
I will sing it as I see fit…it’s legit (it sure is, it’s your bus.)
Chapter: Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy messed up our blinds
Woggy pooped on the floor and also, the rug
Doggy Woggy threw up on the couch
Doggy is a bad and a good dog
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
Doggy woggy, singin' doggy woggy
So, we tell em go lay down
Go lay down
Go lay down
V. 5: Just go lie down, stupid Luxor!!!!
We love you regardless, mister…it’s dark…
Just don’t be a little twerp, you cutie dork
Like you act towards strangers – you bark
He needs a cork…a big-ass, bark-free cork...
Copyright © J.W. Earnings | Year Posted 2018
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