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Twerp Poems - Poems about Twerp


Sadomasochistic Twerp

In heady elevated state 

Breathing tempered heart rate and
blood pressure at an acceptable level

Smile broad upon my face 

Dare I say even possibly momentary happy


Given this ?

What I do and cones next

Makes absolutely no sense at all

As I do the complete opposite

That what makes me unhappiest of all

So given this ?

Should I then be considered
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Categories: twerp, slam,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberBert the Twerp

My friend Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Small things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt
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Categories: twerp, silly,
Form: Limerick



A Twerp Who Did Usurp

A Twerp Who Did Usurp

Trump we did discover is really a twerp,
Who position of President he did usurp;
Face like stone;
Will leave alone;
While all of our earnings up would slurp.

Jim Horn
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Categories: twerp, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBert the Twerp

Old Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt


© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: twerp, silly,
Form: Limerick

Snappy Pappy and Super Twerp

It's with the grin of Cheshire
I roll out tongues of glee
and tell the tale of Super Twerp
the Maine Coon wannabe
He is the kind of cat who smiles
at every bag of treats
and growls like baby thunder
when another cat he meets
His owner is Snappy Pappy
who is similar in kind
He chews his Double Bubble gum
and keeps me on
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Categories: twerp, animals, happiness, life, people,
Form: Rhyme




Book: Reflection on the Important Things