Twerp Poems - Poems about Twerp

In heady elevated state Breathing tempered heart rate and blood pressure at an acceptable level Smile broad upon my face Dare I say even possibly momentary happy Given this ? What I do and cones next Makes absolutely no sense at all As I do the complete opposite That what makes me unhappiest of all So given this ? Should I then be considered...

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My friend Bert the Twerp was a real jerk Small things at work would make him go berserk Told his boss off At the water trough For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt...

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A Twerp Who Did Usurp Trump we did discover is really a twerp, Who position of President he did usurp; Face like stone; Will leave alone; While all of our earnings up would slurp. Jim Horn...

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Old Bert the Twerp was a real jerk Things at work would make him go berserk Told his boss off At the water trough For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt © Jack Ellison 2015...

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It's with the grin of Cheshire I roll out tongues of glee and tell the tale of Super Twerp the Maine Coon wannabe He is the kind of cat who smiles at every bag of treats and growls like baby thunder when another cat he meets His owner is Snappy Pappy who is similar in kind He chews his Double Bubble gum and keeps me on...

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