Sadomasochistic Twerp
In heady elevated state
Breathing tempered heart rate and
blood pressure at an acceptable level
Smile broad upon my face
Dare I say even possibly momentary happy
Given this ?
What I do and cones next
Makes absolutely no sense at all
As I do the complete opposite
That what makes me unhappiest of all
So given this ?
Should I then be considered
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Categories:
twerp, slam,
Form: Free verse
Bert the Twerp
My friend Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Small things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt
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Categories:
twerp, silly,
Form: Limerick
A Twerp Who Did Usurp
A Twerp Who Did Usurp
Trump we did discover is really a twerp,
Who position of President he did usurp;
Face like stone;
Will leave alone;
While all of our earnings up would slurp.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
twerp, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Bert the Twerp
Old Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories:
twerp, silly,
Form: Limerick
Snappy Pappy and Super Twerp
It's with the grin of Cheshire
I roll out tongues of glee
and tell the tale of Super Twerp
the Maine Coon wannabe
He is the kind of cat who smiles
at every bag of treats
and growls like baby thunder
when another cat he meets
His owner is Snappy Pappy
who is similar in kind
He chews his Double Bubble gum
and keeps me on
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Categories:
twerp, animals, happiness, life, people,
Form: Rhyme