Best Too Funny For Words Poems
Below are the all-time best Too Funny For Words poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of too funny for words poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Day of the Quote WarsIN HONOR OF THE MAN WHO STARTED IT ALL
My Friend John
The Day (of the Quote Wars)
The Day was gray with wisps of smoke, like...
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Categories:
too funny for words, allegory, funny, imagery, words,
Form:
Ballad
I Want To Be a PoetI want to be a poet to write those words which rhyme
But it seems I'm having trouble with tempo, tense and time
How do the poets...
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too funny for words, fun, funny, poetry, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Shady SadieThere once was a lady named, Sadie.
Whose past was a little shady.
She once shot a man.
Who did not understand.
Difference of no and maybe....
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too funny for words, confusion, funny, humorous, words,
Form:
Limerick
Gangsta Rap PoetryI'm just having fun, but no doubt someone will take this serious
I'm about to take you on a lyrical experience
I'm having fun with words, like...
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Categories:
too funny for words, fun, funny, rap, words,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
too funny for words, funny, love, words,
Form:
Shape
Wedding of a Wench "Wedding of a Wench"
a joyous celebration promised arrived on lacy invitation
bring only your smile as a gift to offer congratulations
but my cousin,...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, wedding, words, red,
Form:
Rhyme
Garage Sale SpecialFor sale a bunch of fine unused words, many misspelled
Poet can’t uses them; mind is on strike, the pen has been stilled
These words never used...
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Categories:
too funny for words, business, funny, hope, words,
Form:
Couplet
Categories:
too funny for words, age, funny, old, words,
Form:
Blank verse
I Love You For Being YouIdeas conveyed in trails of semantics
Or moving over horse and bars in gymnastics
Tumbling, rolling, scribbling phonetics
Reeling, shrilling, scorching like ballistics
Quibbling over ideas and reams of...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, sad, words, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
The Love Life of a PoetMan and poet? Bet you know it
Tender verse can get you girls
Plain or – whoopee! – eager groupie
Matching your poetic pearls
Just how much you get...
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too funny for words, funny, love, words, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Battle Rap - Verbal Flap Isn'T All ThatYou act like you’re all that -
gaining green when you rap,
but I say lines of utter crap
come from your verbal flap.
You lack and I can...
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Categories:
too funny for words, confidence, culture, funny, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Things Aren'T RightThings are not Right
Things aren’t right; I’m just not on the ball
No matter what I try; it doesn’t work at all
The words would flow, with...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, life, words,
Form:
Couplet
Another Poets Mind
A journey into my inner most mind
Will take you to a place no others can find
A place where words dance in delight
Sparkling so brightly such...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, imagination, words,
Form:
Lyric
Try This LiterallyWhen people have trouble to see
And say could you spell that for me
Put laughs on delay
And let their mind stray
Respond T H A and a...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, humor, words,
Form:
Limerick
The Dictionary Hunting ExpeditionYeah, just grab an old rusty shovel, a case of Bud Light and hop in the back of my red
pickup truck, because us country boys...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, imagination, words, old,
Form:
Narrative