Best Thinks Poems

My mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such

So after I faked my graduation
Said I was moving to the South
To help the less fortunate among us
Another lie I let slip...

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She is a loving mother, 
 her pain is like no other.
Kids taken all at once away.
 A price too steep to have to pay.

Holds her head up high, 
 when all she wants to do is die.
She thinks her pain is masked, 
 but...

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He thinks he's a real man

I know a few guys
who won't look you in the eyes
they wear a great disguise.... yeah

maybe you know them too

All the fancy gold he buys
real work he never tries
spends his days  inventing  lies
got no time for goodbyes...

but, he's...

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"Why," thought the cat,
"can I see through the glass,
but when I try to go through it,
it won't let me pass?"

"There are bugs out there,"
the cat thought to himself,
"yet to them, I'm as dull as
a book on a shelf!"

The cat shook his head,
"This is really too...

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I got a phone call from a mate of mine I hadn't seen for years,
and I could tell by his quivered voice that he was close to tears
so I asked Ken what is wrong then heard his voice that shook , 
“Oh cripes! I think...

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Here he comes again
The keyboard pounder on the loose
Sure wish he’d learn to type
Without the finger abuse
Or overuse of
The Backspace key

Don’t smack me
I didn’t lose your pictures
You should have backed them up
Before you opened that attachment
And invited that worm
Into my circuitry
You bum

Go get some medicine
And...

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He thinks my tractor's sexy
I wear gold hoops and pink clogs
My hat's quite floppy
My furrow set to sow
He thinks my tractor's sexy
and I bounce around for him....

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It's tough when father's head is cracked open.
Mother says, "You and I were chosen."
Secrets spill out like a spritzing soda.
My head is warm with that smoldering odor.

Tranquilized but refusing to sleep.
Father jabs the needle deep.
Her images inspire me.
Father races but cannot flee.

Mother stretches far and...

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Random Think!

Tiddley winks
Panthers, Pink
Le Pew stinks
Seegers’ Batfink
Kia ora drinks
Glasses clink
Octopus Inks
Mineral zinc
Giza Sphinx
Torvill ice-rink
JarJar Binks
Computers sync
Honey he shrinks
Corporate Inc
Bond minx
Nuclear brink
Rhyming links
Random think!...

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OH NO ME THINKS I HAVE DRY HUMOR

ME THINKS

Me thinks my foot went under
Oh what a sight I do utter
My man did say a hard blunder
Oh no, I did do a shiver
I now see him go asunder..


Just for the fun of it....

Written: Dec. 1, 2015
Theresa...

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Silly is a good word to describe this old man
He thinks he's a romeo but doesn't understand
The reality is this
Is to obtain a kiss
Large sums of money each lady demands


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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GRANITE THINKS BACK

Yeah those were the magma days - for what it’s worth:
Surging up from the inner reaches of the earth
To the crust – ‘cos when you’re hot, you’re hot, 
Just a-bubblin’,  turnin’,  and a-tossin’  in a hot spot.
We joked about bursting...

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a true haiku should only be about nature i. freaking e.

ROOTS GREW LEAVES OF LOVE
WEEDS TRIED TO STRANGLE THOSE LEAVES
ROOTS OF ROMANCE WON

if you people weren't so adverse to reading me i could teach you all a lot of interesting facts, for instance, in the...

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Blind who thinks to see
What do you want? 
When I show you love in my  right hand 
And showing the truth in my left hand 
You lose trust in me, 
Thinking of many wrong things about me, 
Because you hate to hear the  truth. 

Blind...

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life is a something 
which is trapped in jail 
it is easier to get in 
but harder to be out 
think less 
life blooms
think more 
life dulls 
life is not easy...

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