Best Tetchy Poems
Light On the Devil's Chord - Day 24
...In the morning, he was tetchy, but gentle,
Sitting beside me till my eyelids opened
I sat up, yawning, and rubbed my eyes
His hand brushed a dry tear off my face
“You are alive and well, I see,......
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Categories:
tetchy, courage, life, light, love
Form:
Epic
The Narrowing
...Glowing days that were once red-cheeked and ripe with promise,
Are narrowing like tall candles in a church window,
Tapering from the golden stand and the sturdy base,
To the glorious flame and the......
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Categories:
tetchy, 10th grade,
Form:
Ballad
The Alien Abduction
...An alien abducted me
In his turbo space machine
He has promised he will set me free
If I help him find a queen .
Well I believe in true romance
I listen as he reels off his queens necessitie......
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Categories:
tetchy, space,
Form:
Narrative
An Insight From Moss
...After making the trip to Bar Harbor in Maine,
we set off on excursions within that domain.
In the midst of events, aggravating, arcane,
we began at a loss.
We embark on a most unpredictable task -
t......
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Categories:
tetchy, adventure, change,
Form:
Monorhyme
The Hermit
...The Hermit
Part 1
Beyond Two Sullen Hill, not too far away,
Lives a solitary man, bitter, old and grey.
Known as the Hermit with heart of cold,
His life of unpleasantness is often told.
Man......
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Categories:
tetchy, character, humanity, hurt, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Recluse By Dint of Circumstance
...Recluse by dint of circumstance
Proud anonymous troglodytes
forerunners of mine
confronted threats less horrific
than forty fifth commander in chief
of United States of America.
He/him (ma......
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Categories:
tetchy, adventure, america, angst, anti
Form:
Free verse
Recluse By Dint of Circumstance First Cell
...He/him (ratty, scrawny,
and tetchy ugly villain)
scurried into dark recesses of hermitage
averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself
into the duplicitous schemes
capitalized, glorified, popular......
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Categories:
tetchy, age, analogy, animal, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Gerber Baby Meeeeee Contest
...I lie there with contented bliss
As though awaiting that princely kiss
It worries me that in years to come
I will be horrified showing my bum
Will life be kind, will know no fear
Not with loving par......
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Categories:
tetchy, baby, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Taking Todays Tumblerful Tea Time
...This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging
teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teaching this totally tubular
toothless tit......
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Categories:
tetchy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Onerous Anus Complex Number One
...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than crick in neck
shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck
the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.
Spasmodi......
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Categories:
tetchy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Imagism
Onerous Anus Complex Number 2
...cuz poisonous toxins sting like scorpions
severely crimping ability to sit down absorption
radiating throughout every
cell guaranteeing abstention
against hidebound contract, no
ifs, ands, nor......
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Categories:
tetchy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Narrowing
...Glowing days that were once red-cheeked and ripe with promise,
Are narrowing like tall candles in a church window,
Tapering from the golden stand and the sturdy base,
To the glorious flame and the......
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Categories:
tetchy, 10th grade,
Form:
ABC
Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time
...Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time
This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging
teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teachi......
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Categories:
tetchy, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
The Astronomer
...THE ASTRONOMER’S RETURN
An astronomer tetchy but famous
When his theories were placed in question
Returned this contortive suggestion
“Why don’t you go gaze at Uranus!”......
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Categories:
tetchy, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
The Narrowing
...Glowing days that were once red-cheeked and ripe with promise,
Are narrowing like tall candles in a church window,
Tapering from the golden stand and the sturdy base,
To the glorious flame and the......
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Categories:
tetchy, 10th grade,
Form:
Free verse