Best Swatting Poems

Ethan lies upon my lap
      in sweet and tender slumber.
This happens all throughout the day,
     ...

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Written: March 5, 2012
Updated: March 11, 2012


Listen to nurse's report including the news 
that Joe and Wilma like each other.

Check all rooms and find that...

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On a spotty, sprinkled day, at the Plott's house on the block,
A squatty Uncle Scotty had sent a polka dotted,  cuckoo clock!
The family said...

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The luscious, long, green grass
Sways and sweeps and flows.
How far, how fast this wind will travel,
No one really knows!

This same wind could stir up
Whirls and...

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I've watched you brush off flies for years
Sometimes allowing them to linger and feed off your sweetness
Sometimes swatting them into splattered spots

I am happy to...

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These shifting poles, I sit and ponder.
As flocks of birds fall from the yonder.
But I have dirty clothes to launder.
I have no time for this.

Some...

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Vicious storms rolled through... we got sopped
Played Mini-Golf dancing between the raindrops
A fun time for all
Swatting the wee ball
Came in last but still came out...

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Twelve rounds of excitement
Two rivals smiling in the middle of enchantment

The bell rang...
Both fighters were wild
Two rough hands still mild
The bell rang again -- end...

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i battled the urge for years . i can no more .
i have never been much of a morning person . recent
engagements have left me...

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Across the white of table bread and yellow plated cheese
Upon the black fictitious grapes, it wheezes its disease
It crawls, its scrawny legs cluttering the revulsion's...

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There comes a time when we all begin 
  to challenge the authority above.
Whilst we may know that we committed a sin
  they...

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I WISH I WEREN’T A LION
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS



I wish I weren’t a lion, I can’t make any friends
I’m always scaring folks, my size just offends
And...

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Lazy Summer Day

Just another lazy summer day
In my hammock snoozing away.
A horde of nasty flies 
Decide to stop by. 
On my toes they want to...

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I got buzzed by a pesky blue bottle
To evade it I started to tottle
I reached for the bug spray
But the fly dodged away
Then dive bombed...

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Like drunk hicks playing with knives,  
Sometimes more deadly than others 
Wind-whip tornadoes are your lives 
Getting cut never a matter of druthers
Two dust...

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