Best Snip Poems

A lady I met named Regina
Had a terribly slack v'gina
She said with great mirth
‘twas caused by childbirth -
She’d seventeen kids to remind her!

Fictional poem!!!

1/31/19...

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Sound scissors make,
each time they are 
opened and closed…

Snipping out and ad 
or clipping the hair…

Snip, snip, clip, clip…

By Sandra Lea Hoban
©2007...

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UNSUPPORTED CODE Take the threads of my being.
weave them
wind them around and
entwine love in those knots
then snip snip
seize them apart
before the poison seeps in 
before the time takes away
what is sweet and what is mine UNSUPPORTED CODE...

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Forty years a surgeon
the finest in the land
Now he gets a shoddy watch
of inexpensive brand

Forty years he’d tolerated
laughter and derision
Just because he chose to
specialise in circumcision

But he just grinned and suffered
all the nasty jibes and quips
Because they didn’t know that
he had saved up all the...

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Snip-snaw lambasted me today.
Misunderstood initially,
Practically undiscovered 
Until I remembered the stories of 
Some others.

Zeke and Sam’s horrible, vivid scary
Stories of unkind deeds the snip-snaw had
Caused them to do, against their 
Best judgement, immobilized me
To my bed for an extra hour, 
Weighted blanket over my head.

Terrified...

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TODAY
I trimmed my nose hairs
                                      …….Nuff said!!

John G....

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The scissors go snip
While the blood just drips
The tears drip drop
While the heels clip-clop
The mind races
While looking at their disappointed faces...

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