Best Slimming Poems

Shadorma (slimming) 

Low fat cheese
Tastes like rubber soles
For weight loss
I eat it
Abusing my true taste buds
 And I am still fat...

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They promise it is personal
No –one knows your weight
You step trembling on the scales
To hear the awful fate

You’ve put a kilo on she says
With a bell on every tooth
Been a naughty girl have we
We had better take a look

You sit around her on your chair
Waiting...

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I am wanting to look good.
It is high time that I should
The mirror in the wardrobe told me so
I am now no longer fit
Just an old decrepit git
Who lost his youthful figure long ago

My hair is going grey
Doesn’t look like it will stay 
My teeth...

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Don’t wait to lose that weigh you hate.
Don’t leave it for another week sign up quick its not too late.
And you  will  become a right, light weight.
Be an angel and don’t you syn
And in your group slimmer of the week you will win....

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Give food a number
Count as you eat all day long
Exceed the total?...

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I strive for simple life and simpler deeds,
Cut down on needs,
And minimize the multiples of me,
And wriggle free
Of whirligig complexity....

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TAKING OFF THE FAT

--At 185 Pounds--
Weight loss
Exhausts


--Nutritionist's Guide--
Fastfood
No good


--Doctor's Advice--
Workout
No doubt


--Monk's Prescription--
Yoga 
Goodah


--Support Group's Slogan--
Let's quit
Do it


--My Choice--
Did try
Goodbye



Contest: March Of The Footle 
Dated  Mar 7 2016...

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Once when an overweight boy, named JOE BLOGGS,
    Tried slimming on cornflakes, made by KELLOGGS.
    Then with an APPLE each day,
    To keep DOC MARTIN away.
    Gave up AFTER EIGHT, MCDONALD'S mac dogs.
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She’s the icing on a birthday cake 
The sausage in a roll
The jam in your dough nut 
The hotdog in the roll
The custard on a spotted dick
The hundreds and thousands on a cone
It’s a shame she’s food optimising
and the syns are really high  
Its...

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I took my mum to slimming world 
On every Tuesday night 
She’d get her finest glad rags on
And beam with sheer delight

Not much of an adventure,
On the way she’d barely speak.
But she’d set her sights on glory 
As the slimmer of the week.

With eager expectation...

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Please, continue with your exercise
To sensibly check your goddamned size
And profitably win A Painless Prize:
For The Sport Body Ounce must not rise;
For contests a loss The Bone dries
And no blunders in the end seem wise…

Please, continue to watch overweight 
That could make Coveted Prizes wait
And...

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Before and after 
May show a positive difference
Like a weight loss program
That deceives and soothes people's eyes
But never time and aging
Time comes and goes
Aging lingers and deteriorates
And both of them leave or linger
Without any concrete reasons 
And of course
Without your permission 
And of course 
Without...

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