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A Slimming World Valentine

She’s the icing on a birthday cake The sausage in a roll The jam in your dough nut The hotdog in the roll The custard on a spotted dick The hundreds and thousands on a cone It’s a shame she’s food optimising and the syns are really high Its all about how much lettuce is on the salad The fat content of the meat How much speed foods is piled up on her plate and What syn's are in the yoghurt's and whats the readings on the scales The goods news is Roses don’t have calories But they do look really sweet So no rose shaped chocolate boxes No fine dining restaurant meals Just a salad box and a diet coke from subway for my valentines this year .

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Date: 2/11/2020 7:27:00 AM
Aww that is sweet in so many ways and so thoughtful and you made me smile too ... and a darn sight cheaper than the chocs and roses:-)
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Stephen Pennell
Date: 2/11/2020 12:43:00 PM
indeed , cheers jan glad it raised a smile

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