The Joys of a Slimming Club

They promise it is personal No –one knows your weight You step trembling on the scales To hear the awful fate You’ve put a kilo on she says With a bell on every tooth Been a naughty girl have we We had better take a look You sit around her on your chair Waiting for the truth to emerge You clap the clever ones who lost weight For you it will be a dirge Now then come on admit it What have we had naughty this week She goes through your eating list Me I can hardly speak Ahh here it is she says triumphantly You dared to eat some duck With orange sauce I do not doubt Geez I thought just my luck No I said it was the bananas In milk shake everyday Cos I had tonsillitis I just about could say Just like a child at christmas I promised to be good Losing some kilos next week Just better forget about food.