Best Separate Beds Poems

We had just got married - was the month of June
This is the saga of our disastrous honeymoon

We started off in a hotel in Norwich
The bedding was itchy just like doing ‘porridge’

Back home to Birmingham to get ready for our cruise
To the Norwegian Fjords ...

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My girl she can keep very still,
it's no major act of will,
and can hold a stare without her eyelids dropping,
with her arms held out and bent
you can't tell that her intent
is to quickly swipe my wallet and go shopping.
She hides her feelings to me
and I'm...

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My garden calls to earths creatures one and all
  No matter how big, no matter how very small
    Amid ferns green lace to show her humble face
      With rows of flowers and dainty plots of grace

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When my mother was at the age of thirteen,
A dirty old man asked her to come clean,
He invited her over so she could make a few bucks
When she arrived he was in a black tucks
He was the neighbor across the street,
His wife was at work...

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One last tear
I will shed for your absence
I refuse to suffer more pain
Hurt now replaced by anger
Rejection & humiliation
With relief and pride
I did nothing wrong
Except love you
Until the end

That moment
Decided by you alone
To move on
Live your life as a single man
Before we had even parted
Before...

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Sweet dreams and I love you
It starts so simple and pure
and then before you know it,
you're in a full fledged war

Honey you're on my side
Could you scootch over just a little?
Well sweetie-pie I tried,
but you're laying in the middle

Please don't wake me if I mumble
I...

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50’s housewife on kink							


I like to please, always have
you need something, already in the car, your favorite dish- surprise it’s made
delicious, nutritious  , satisfying
catering to all whims
don’t get up, i’ll get you another drink daddy
it’s so natural
saw it in my grandmother and mom, catering...

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She be like the Queen of Sheba, 
the most beautiful beauty I’ve ever seen.

She walks this world with a majestic gleam, 
shining bright as angels beam.
I just want to protect her from all that’s mean, 
the men, the pain that she has seen, 
making sure...

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I was at school and this girl caught my eye, 
I had never been attracted to a girl before that I cant deny, 
I was so confused because she wasn't a guy, 
But those hands I wanted to occupy. 

We became inseparable, 
Spending all our...

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Ward drops Beaver at Seven O'clock sharp
Carol tells Beaver to get ready for bed, it's getting late and it's after dark
June calls and tells Beaver to  eat everything on his plate
Bobby says you are like me on the phone, you are listless
Beaver tells Bobby...

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When everything to bits is blown and all
remained of us are brainless bits of bone,
I wonder who will see our species fall,
all snapping selfies on our Android phones.
He’ll have to be E.T., most certainly,
to have survived a fool’s apocalypse.
And if I’m right, he’ll use telepathy
instead...

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(Written in response to the poem “Black and White.”)


Over age 40? Here’s some truth from the new generation.


Don’t get me wrong,
I love those old shows.
Classics for long 
All that and more. 
But if I may speak a while.
Sir, sit down and please don’t be sore,...

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Shall we go somewhere,
will we meet somewhere?
Am I the one you saw, 
is this the face you showed?
I'm wishing this was nowhere, 
just like you're searching elsewhere.

While the hills sang the rain song
I built a home in my heart
And when the river rang its laughter
You...

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Confusion, don't know how to feel.  
What are we doing here? 
My love for you has never been so real, 
One moment dread, the next cheer.
Our love is so strong,  our pain so deep, 
We fight, we cry,  we lose our heads,
We're...

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The sum of what has gone before 
Bulldozed throughout a slumlord block, 
Evacuated, emptied souls, 
Gutted, barrel, lock and stock. 
Then ring-fenced in a shield of steel, 
Buried in a foreign field, 
Protected from the agony, 
The savage reap of winter yield. 
We ran, in...

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