Best Sense Of Humor Poems

A slight hint of consternation was in her voice,
“Why did you tell those people I’m deaf and dumb?”
“I never said you were deaf, my Dear.”
She laughed, but I kinda felt like a bum.

Hell.  It was just a joke.

One evening, she asked, “Will you love...

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" A Sense of Humor ... "

( A Satirical Moral )


'Somewhere,  There's A Sense of Humor'
Said The Jack In The Box
'We Keep A Sense of Humor'
Said The Gambler's Tokens At The Slots

'I Don't Like Your Sense of Humor'
Said The Chicken To The Fox
'You Gotta'...

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feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet 
labeled church for every one to see
my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid
to read the brand of the unit
porker I flush.
and if in a hurry Tito will do the...

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Above her pretty head, swirled this dread rumor
  She'd absolutely no sense of humor ~
    Why? No one understood
    She found jokes dull as wood ~
  Seems her dad was this corny old boomer...

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" A Sense of Humor ... "

( A Satirical Moral )

(Part 2 of 2)



A Sense of Humor - Gets Us Thru This Life
A Sense of Humor - Gets Us Thru The Night
A Sense of Humor - Gets Us Thru What's Not Right
'Cause A Sense of...

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cracks between doors,
like rats, fingers course
thru, corrode against
the inside of a clenched
fist. cease, this silence,
i insist(bite tongue, each
word, penance)suffer,
humor is a sense-
shattered glass tickle
bare feet- the caveat
of clenched teeth. mis-
placed morality, i do
appreciate your sin-
cerity; fate compromised
(the hands of time, 
mesmerised in back&forth 
instants). "it...

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Sometimes my sense of humor can be dark, blue and risky,
but I figure that as long as people are laughing along with me,
what's the difference if my humor is clean, gory or dirty?...

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Be
Able
To laugh at
Absurdities
Of life. Never take yourself seriously


Date written and posted: 06/27/2018...

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A rare gift 
That gets one through 
The most rugged 
of life's terrains.
A medicine
For the soul
Worth more than 
the most expensive gem;
More valuable than 
Material things.
Oftentimes 
used to cushion 
to soften
emotional blows.
a wondrous gift 
that engenders 
Laughter 
and makes all 
that is wrong 
with this...

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Starbucks, Where Is Your Sense of Humor?

By Elton Camp

YouTube is the place his hilarious song is found
And you can easily find it if you search around

There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of mirth
After all, how much is national publicity worth

Just because Chris has made...

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sense of humor 
never able to 
show you that 
funny aspect 
of my personality 
never was able to 
revel to you my 
hidden fun side 
something always 
held my true personality 
back from making an 
appearance around you 
why i just can't put my finger...

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A fraction of my sense of humor 
retains and loves full blown sarcasm mode.
I have to watch it at work.
I deal with children.
They are experts at it.
At home my husband catches my barbs in his glove
Winging them past outfield to hit the fence
So we can...

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Two wild active Halloween spirits are spookier than most.
Sally senses them in the attic with her usual ghost.
I saw two of them but kept quiet, for I do not like to boast.
They wander in and out of my annual October wienie roast.

Tell me their names...

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HEY, Guess What?

                  There really IS a tumor
                  
  ...

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ooh! wee!
I've gotsta gets
up and pee

it is the late night's
wee, wee!
i gotsta go and pee-e

can't hold it in
it about to
blow in thee wind

can't hold it back
its about to be
a late night
warm water attack

so grab it
by the swizzle stick

now home it up
and hold it in
till you...

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