Best Seatbelt Poems

What is it about seatbelts,
That cowboys find so bad,
And the worst offender of them all,
Would have to be my dad;

He leaves his belt unbuckled,
And it...

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Apprehensive and panic-stricken
I practice assuming the crash position .
While a “ fasten seatbelt” sign flashes
like a beacon, foretelling our demise,
cool beads of sweat form on...

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So there I was this early morn. standing on a pier with just myself and one other.
As I was awaiting for the next unlucky crab...

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I was pulled from a swimming pool when I was 7 years old
   gasping, frightened, cold
   must learn to be water...

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The headlights were upon me, with no time to react
My mind and body shut down, so I never felt the hard impact
I remembered not using...

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Miscommunication, is fabrication of reality
When actually it’s a matter of perspective.
She was a standout, with a name similar to yours
With pure intentions, painful convictions but...

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beneath this iron maiden
lies three wooden crosses

such tragedy comes to those
with their life losses

fourteen fifteen and sixteen
even in the backseat a beauty queen

mother told them...

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The Grand Canyon_what a sight
Aerial view a delight
Six passenger plane
Over the canyon strains
Into barf bag said Last Rites  

Inspired by Carolyn Devonshire's contest about...

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My truck is so old…

     When I buy gas, I get a free Flintstone glass.

     So old...

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Choose or not? We're losing our freedom, if we lose to choose?
Freedom, that Many gave dearly! For us not to.
Gone are our reasons and hopes,...

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Affairs of the heart
As long as I see a smile 
I know that I live
As long as I know you are here 
I know I...

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I have a seatbelt and a helmet in the loo
Eating chilli, precaution is a have to
With the flame from my rear
It was any mans fear
The...

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Thanks for all the emails asking where I've been. I was in a small car wreck. My 18 year old 
took a curve too fast...

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Fruit fly, cockroach, random lie, here we go eternity sis-boom... bye. 
         
Dust to dust, ashes to...

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The cock's clarion call,
The sparrow's proclamation,
The gradual total overthrow of darkness,
Welcome morning!
Light? Of hope or illusion?

A twenty-four-wheeled vehicle,
What a relief it's thundered and roared past,
Past...

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