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My truck is so old


My truck is so old,
I pay for the gas, they give me S&H Green stamps.
My truck is so old,
that mold has my truck growing on it.
My truck is so old,
five guys with a red star on their hat keep trying to wash my windshield.
My truck is so old, when I bought it used
I found Rose Kennedy`s prom dress under seat.
My truck is so old,
pot holes cover up when they see me coming.
My truck is so old, 
all it`s parts have "if found," return address labels.
My truck is so old,
It`s seatbelt is my Mother`s right arm.
My truck is so old,
Mr Sandman is the only song on the radio.
My truck is so old, I go in for an inspection
and have to come back the next day, after they`ve stopped laughing.
My truck is so old, but it`s mine and it`s paid for.

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Date: 4/28/2018 4:23:00 AM
My truck is so old, that mold has my truck growing on it. The entire poem is whimsically fun, but the line above is PRICELESS!
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Date: 4/18/2018 10:33:00 PM
Love it! I'm old enough to understand all the things your truck is.
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/19/2018 3:46:00 AM
Hey Tim! Thanks for reading and appreciating my old truck.
Date: 4/15/2018 10:55:00 AM
What a fun poem, so much hilarious one-liners. Beautifully done.
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 4/15/2018 12:23:00 PM
Thank you Line….Actually it`s a truck but there is no back seat. lol