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My Truck Is So Old

My truck is so old…

     When I buy gas, I get a free Flintstone glass.

     So old that mold has my truck growing on it.

     So old that when I bought it used I found Betty White`s prom dress under 
     the seat.  

     So old pot holes cover up when they see me coming.

     So old, all it`s parts have "if found," return address labels.

     So old my seatbelt is my Mother`s right arm.

     So old Moon river`s the only song on the radio.

     So old it has a Nixon/Agnew  bumper sticker.

     My truck is so old that when I go in for an inspection, I have to come back 
     the next day... After they`ve stopped laughing.

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