My Truck Is So Old

My truck is so old… When I buy gas, I get a free Flintstone glass. So old that mold has my truck growing on it. So old that when I bought it used I found Betty White`s prom dress under the seat. So old pot holes cover up when they see me coming. So old, all it`s parts have "if found," return address labels. So old my seatbelt is my Mother`s right arm. So old Moon river`s the only song on the radio. So old it has a Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker. My truck is so old that when I go in for an inspection, I have to come back the next day... After they`ve stopped laughing.