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Queen of the Screw Ups

The Queen of the Screw Up's! That would be me! I wear that crown With the greatest of ease! So, bow down people, show some respect. To the most majestic screw up, you will never forget. I screw up everything, that is ample. Take my bank account, for example In the negative it always stays. I screw that up everyday. Bills pile up they never get paid Ignoring them wishing they would go away Electricity, water, credit card statements pile up in a high-rise My credit score is lower than my shoe size Relationships are destroyed and broken, leaving with no apologies spoken. It’s not easy being queen, I had to earn that crown, and I don’t plan on stepping down. So, All hail her royal Highness and kneel before me, who screws things up to the third degree . Date:03/03/2019 Contest Name: Make me actually LOL 2 Poetry Contest Sponsor: Nina Parmenter

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Date: 2/6/2019 6:12:00 PM
That was very entertaining! Liked immensely.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 2/6/2019 7:58:00 PM
Thank you Valerie!
Date: 12/29/2018 6:27:00 PM
A fun poem, Rebecca, I enjoyed your sense o humor. John
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 6:42:00 PM
Thanks John!
Date: 12/29/2018 11:40:00 AM
I had to FAV this one, Rebecca, as it is perfect to re-read when I am feeling irritated with myself. So thank you for being my therapist in the form of a poem today.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 12:27:00 PM
I am so glad my little poem can do that for you! You are too kind my friend!
Date: 12/29/2018 7:07:00 AM
Funny, but sad in reality.. Great pen Rebecca...
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 7:12:00 AM
Thanks!
Date: 12/29/2018 6:19:00 AM
You just described my life in just a few words, you have a gift my friend keep writing.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 6:26:00 AM
Thanks Bobby!
Date: 12/29/2018 5:40:00 AM
Well written...seems true as life...
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 5:41:00 AM
Thank you!