Queen of the Screw Ups

The Queen of the Screw Up's! That would be me! I wear that crown With the greatest of ease! So, bow down people, show some respect. To the most majestic screw up, you will never forget. I screw up everything, that is ample. Take my bank account, for example In the negative it always stays. I screw that up everyday. Bills pile up they never get paid Ignoring them wishing they would go away Electricity, water, credit card statements pile up in a high-rise My credit score is lower than my shoe size Relationships are destroyed and broken, leaving with no apologies spoken. It’s not easy being queen, I had to earn that crown, and I don’t plan on stepping down. So, All hail her royal Highness and kneel before me, who screws things up to the third degree . Date:03/03/2019 Contest Name: Make me actually LOL 2 Poetry Contest Sponsor: Nina Parmenter