Queen of the Screw Ups

The Queen of the Screw Up's! That would be me!
I wear that crown With the greatest of ease!

So, bow down people, show some respect.
To the most majestic screw up, you will never forget.

I screw up everything, that is ample.
Take my bank account, for example 
In the negative it always stays.
I screw that up everyday.

Bills pile up they never get paid
Ignoring them wishing they would go away
Electricity, water, credit card statements pile up in a high-rise 
My credit score is lower than my shoe size 

Relationships are destroyed and  broken,
leaving with no apologies spoken.

It’s not easy being queen, I had to earn that crown,
and I don’t plan on stepping down.
So, All hail her royal Highness and kneel before me,
who screws things up to the third degree .

Date:03/03/2019

Contest Name: Make me actually LOL 2 Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Nina Parmenter

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 2/6/2019 6:12:00 PM
That was very entertaining! Liked immensely.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 2/6/2019 7:58:00 PM
Thank you Valerie!
Date: 12/29/2018 6:27:00 PM
A fun poem, Rebecca, I enjoyed your sense o humor. John
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 6:42:00 PM
Thanks John!
Date: 12/29/2018 11:40:00 AM
I had to FAV this one, Rebecca, as it is perfect to re-read when I am feeling irritated with myself. So thank you for being my therapist in the form of a poem today.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 12:27:00 PM
I am so glad my little poem can do that for you! You are too kind my friend!
Date: 12/29/2018 7:07:00 AM
Funny, but sad in reality.. Great pen Rebecca...
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 7:12:00 AM
Thanks!
Date: 12/29/2018 6:19:00 AM
You just described my life in just a few words, you have a gift my friend keep writing.
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 6:26:00 AM
Thanks Bobby!
Date: 12/29/2018 5:40:00 AM
Well written...seems true as life...
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Rebecca Ann
Date: 12/29/2018 5:41:00 AM
Thank you!
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