Best Scold Poems

‘t was on a rainy day in Camelot
A knight saw a maid he liked a lot
Before he paid heed
He remembered, indeed
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The maid, it seemed, had almost forgot
The words of her mother, whose name was Dot
For marital bliss
Remember just...

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There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fine. Is that too cold, Ed?...

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All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife .
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.

Dt.  23/02/14...

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I am indeed a fortunate man
My dear wife is not inclined to scold
For if she was my life would be hell
My heart would be all shriveled and cold 

Within my home a true peace abounds
It is my little slice of heaven
Many say I am a...

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There once was a husband named Craig
Whose wife made a breakfast of eggs,
          He complained they were runny
          And a waste of his money
And now his tail...

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" Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not"


His Heavenly garden
Seemed a loss –without someone to share--
The birdsong missing was, he thought, the
Lack of nagging in his ear....

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Scold me not, oh LIFE,
For
Failing so many of my promises 
To keep 
Before pondering upon your inability  
To 
Honor your very own! 

© Demetrios Trifiatis
   20 FEBRUARY 2014...

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Days we had as one even though I scold
you smiled even through those days
now your father called you to hold
tears flow as my days to scold ends







2-1-14
For Dr Rams contest
Written by M.B....

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So much emphasis is placed today on the role of the wife
She is to be pure, pristine, just, hardworking
She is to imbibe all who surround her with faith
She needs to be able to know everything without ever asking

She is to be the woman behind her...

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Krishna grew up in Gokul town with foster parents. He was not only the darling of his parents who pampered him, but the whole township, caught in his charms, loved him. He won the hearts of men and women alike during the childhood he spent...

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Don't scold me, or else
I 'll close my eyes
Bury my face
Or else
Turn my back
Bang the door
Or else
Kick my legs
Clench my fists
Challenge back
Or else
Glare my eyes
Pout my mouth
Show a sour face
Or else
One, two, three
Flee for life...

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The night sky
And the darkness it brings
The black scary bird
With the blues it sings
The fear made us still
Our hearts beating loud
It is me and you and us
And the air going doud.

Sitting under the moon
The silence cloaked us hard
Can a moment be this nocuous
Or it's the...

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Where are you?
Memories are not you
But you are my memory 
Now, you are not with me 
But you are there in my memory.
You are not living in this world
But you are living in me.
I remembers you;
Through your advices 
You itself is an advice 
You scold...

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