Husbands In Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a husband named Craig Whose wife made a breakfast of eggs, He complained they were runny And a waste of his money And now his tail sits between his legs. There once was a hubby named Clyde Who had a young girl on the side Wifey came from work early, Saw Clyde with his girlie, Now he lives in a doghouse outside. There once was a man named Jasper Whose marriage was filled with laughter There was equal respect Not a trace of neglect And they both lived happily after.