Best Scan Poems
Some have said Jan has dung for brains
How rude are those who place disdains
on her poems in the soup
Their words are full of poop
Jan sits upon her throne and reigns
From porcelain commode she rules
Toilet paper and pen, her tools
She takes a morning dump
from a crack in her rump
One day she found dark colored stools
Her doctor arranged for a scan
So, off to the UK, flew Jan
From her brain to her feet
First an enema... Fleet
That kept Jan sitting on the can
Days later, she read the results
With mirth and laughter, Jan exults
She'd eaten licorice
Rumors were gibberish
Fools, were those rumoring insults
Jan's brain scan proved that she's alright
If her poems offend the 'uptight'
She just couldn't care less
If it brings them distress
Because she doesn't give a s.h.i.t.e
Categories:
scan, humor,
Form:
Limerick
if this what i am...
could you scan the bar code please?
trying to understand
lift my hair, feel my sweat
simply here just touch my neck
red gaze lightly sears my skin, but hurt is not at all what's felt
overpowering mental emotion, physical pain is just a notion
invalid
invalid
invalid
moment of misleading runs to hope
hope sleeps on top of wait
wait turns empty under faith
invalid
invalid
invalid
could you scan the bar code please?
as I tremble on my knees
pulsing heartbeats shift my mind
done you over least twelve times
is the price a bit to high?
or disgusting am i, like the things on sale
disregarded, spoiled, keep me in storage
if this what i am...to everyone's knowledge
Categories:
scan, confusion
Form:
“In Sweden”, our host did proclaim
“We all eat a whole lot of game
Not chicken or goose
But reindeer and moose
And we eat it with no sense of shame”
Categories:
scan, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Brain Scan
Diseased dined flu, thoughts rest rain in me,
every storm conceivable my forecasted mentality.
Never quiet, sins confusion wicked wits in use,
short fuse still burning, hot, tempered, amuse.
Brass plaqued new found theory of awarded frustration,
me the unsolved mystery, brilliance guiding madness to temptation.
Complete control over incom[plete thoughts that run astray,
ego-statistically humbled but it's impossible that, I, only think this way...
Categories:
scan, confusion, imagery, psychological,
Form:
Couplet
Overcome with fear when I saw the aperture
It was a Philips a well known brand that is good
Right in front it said it is a laser_now insecure
Does that mean it cuts with that bright light on its hood
No it was fear of those chemicals that set mood
Categories:
scan, fear, health, fear,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Pete paced the floor
are you sure - scan
shows four ... Pete faints!
Any theme Than Bauk Contest
Sponsored by Charles Messina
1/28/19
Categories:
scan, baby, humorous,
Form:
Than-Bauk
They are in bottles.
Affection and attention
are the preservatives.
When the bottles open,
they suddenly overflow
like the salted soda.
When I scan their world
in Time’s womb………
finger tips toppling
the governments,
peace burning
under the bombers,
smiles dying
on the lips,
morality walking
with Alzheimer’s,
robots reaping
on the terrace,
cars flying
in the air,
tourists charting
to the Mars,
nostrils opening
before the screen,
wounds widening
on the Earth’s scalp,
seasons disobeying
the calendar,
sea swallowing
the island kids……
Children, I see
strange embryos growing.
Categories:
scan, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
I am slid into the core of the big white tube.
It will reveal all my moving parts
all the flagging and wheezing organics
that reside in the same apartment block,
share the same airducts and plumbing,
but otherwise hang in semidetached hutches
strung around my walled city.
My neck hurts, the cat scan takes time.
I get to thinking about cats,
how they curl up to rest
in the most unusual places. Cat’s would probably
sleep well in this softly clicking tunnel.
My head needs a pillow, arms akimbo aching.
After ten minutes of thinking in this sterile cylinder
I am an annotated movie of my life,
a surface feature for the paranoia of clinging plants.
I trawl stagnant pools for whale calls
or anything that can sing in my turgid being,
but only a headless language
floats up.
I can only listen to organs stirring; some drool,
some open small gummy gobs and gills.
Dim rheumy senses squint. Pulpy cisterns gurgle,
glands groan under a weight
only a shut-in darkness can weigh.
Transportation hubs and their arteries
continue their tireless gift-wrapped deliveries.
Muscular chemicals continue their Peloton workouts,
but the body as a whole is still wearing away
what it can’t afford to lose.
“All done,”
a disembodied voice declares.
I am conveyed outwards
on the worlds shortest rail track,
leaving parts of my mind behind to clean up stray fears -
remove the litter of mad ponderings.
Results will be days away,
until then black cats in lightless rooms
must find a way to be seen.
Categories:
scan, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
.
Philips
Laser Aperture
Hold Your Breath
Don't Breathe
Scary Space Craft
Abduction..beep, beep
You can breath now
Sigh of Relief
Categories:
scan, funny, health
Form:
Scan the past
Ship it out,
Traveling time and space,
Pictures from the past,
Many a happy face
A moment shared
An hour cherished,
A life of long ago,
Time seems tricky
Oftentimes,
This we all seem to know
But it is real,
As real as now,
Which soon will be the past,
But it matters little,
How time works,
The die of time is cast.
Categories:
scan, allegory, friendship, history, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Had a brain scan, exposing my panties of lace
Told the doc he was looking in the wrong place
Contrary to popular belief
It's under my hair just beneath
After hours, he finally found just a trace
Categories:
scan, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Machines are humming. The rooms are stark.
Whitest of the whites with a touch of slab.
I am talking about the slab they use
When they insert you into the CAT machine.
Have you ever had a pelvic CAT scan?
I do not think so. So I say No.
I have been okay all day. Looking forward to relief.
Then they mention this includes an I.V.
I do not like I.V.’s. Sometimes I get poked five times.
In each hand and each arm before someone real takes over.
They should call it “practicing IV” not “I.V.”
Melissa gets an I.V. in the first time. Thank you God for listening.
I should have remembered that when dye is involved
You are not drinking it.
Right?
I feel silly but glad I did not worry all day about it.
I barely felt the poke.
Blasted machine noise is driving me crazy.
Wonder if they could quiet my dog ears too
As long as I am here.
Categories:
scan, how i feel, hurt,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The catfish lurks from a place unknown
Behind the shadows of a phantom drone
In your safari, In your chrome....
RUN SECURITY SCAN
It hides behind a deceitful mask
No honesty- if you ask
If you see it-you may gasp
RUN RUN SECURITY SCAN
Virus's and cookies too
Often working to get you
Don't be scared just get a clue...
UPDATE NOW !
So you wonder what it is?
Nervously begin to twitch
Be careful what you wish...
CATFISH! CATFISH!!
Categories:
scan, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Decide firmly, do not just gamble
You lose, in case you badly fumble
Take an action after deep musing
No chance, you must be losing
Take into account every possibility
And wisely analyze every difficulty
In case you very wrongly calculate
Your success, you easily terminate
Foolishly proceeding without a thought
May make your marks a very big naught
On the other hand, if you deeply scan
Everything will occur as per your plan
By deploying your valuable for vision
If is taken by your every decision
Your success is absolutely assured
From worry-fever, you are cured
Success in life is definitely vital
For your achievement to be total
Take into account each wise point
Let your mind nothing disappoint!
Categories:
scan, care, growth, hope, smart,
Form:
Rhyme
Trust God's medical plan,
Happy hearts joyfully scan!
Categories:
scan, appreciation, happiness, health, heart,
Form:
Rhyme