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A Brain Scan

Had a brain scan, exposing my panties of lace
Told the doc he was looking in the wrong place
Contrary to popular belief
It's under my hair just beneath
After hours, he finally found just a trace

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

November 17, 2017 at 8:43 AM

Lol! Is this fiction? ;p

Jack Ellison

November 17, 2017 at 11:54 AM

PURE fiction!!! LOL xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

November 17, 2017 at 8:10 AM

Once was a man - classic twit// one ad lib short of true wit// doctor opened his skull// to see why so dull// Empty! Surprised? Not one bit// Based on a true story. A guy told me the Drs. opened up his skull and never found a thing. Oh, I suppose he meant — never found amything thing wrong;-) NO, IT WASN'T ME!!!

Jack Ellison

November 17, 2017 at 8:20 AM

That's me, a perfect specimen!!! Well that's what the doc said!!! YEE HAW!!!

Russell Sivey

November 17, 2017 at 6:13 AM

What trace? Why are you getting a brain scan my friend?! I really enjoyed your fun but frightening write here this morning! I hope things are ok within the Jackson household! Let me know what is up my friend, I just desire to be there for you, and pray for anything you might need! This piece was done excellently, what a grand write, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

November 17, 2017 at 8:06 AM

LOL I'm almost speaking english again with minor interruptions!!!

Jack Ellison

November 17, 2017 at 8:04 AM

Just joking about the brain scan but I did have a mini stroke a couple of months! A follow up doctors visit showed a vast improved!!! YEE HAW!!!