Best Saved By The Bell Poems

Clock ticking like crazy while my teacher is explaining
Scribbling on my paper during the time that is remaining.
Watching the clock religiously as if time would...

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I was enjoining my afternoon siesta
Just wearing my knickers no vest’a

When the noise of the fire bell arose
Oh heck I was wearing few clothes

My hubby...

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I am saved by the bell
It rings oh it rings
I was asleep
Jostled by the blazing sound
Ahh where am I?
In a dreamy land or a promised...

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When
defeat
looms loud and clear.
Listen for bell to sneer
your opponent with thwart and fraught,
giving time to recover your resolve,
with quick quench refresh awaiting
restart
bell


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5 June 2017...

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Most people got married in June because
They took their yearly bath in May
Body odor was the reason
Of the flowers in a bouquet

A big tub of...

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I have stories in my heart I want to tell 
Some of people in paradise and others in hell
I know all the characters in my...

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I was just walking down the street
when it hit me
a quick jab….followed
by a crushing right cross.
I staggered….stunned
by the suddenness of
a seemingly unprovoked attack.
Life, fate, Karma…WHAT!!!
I...

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It’s three in the morning, and I’m half-asleep;
Thinking of things’ none of them deep.
Pictures are flashing before my eyes,
Some very pretty, others make me sigh.

An...

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Wow come over here
Check out this black beauty
Grandpa used to have one just like it
It sat on the desk in his study
In fact I was...

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Light at the end of the tunnel is an old clichet that imparts wisdom
to words that are usually not too appealing.
Clichets describe thoughts with no...

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There was a guy who lived by a cool beach
    One day he found a bottle in his reach
   ...

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I am running out to the car in a hurry I am.
Then out of no where came a tall green trash can.
With a tumble a...

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Twist the truth 
in what I say 
Tick ,tick it is a matter of time 
Hiding the truth 

With each movement tick ,tick 
Getting closer
to...

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Everyone laughs
at Jerry's crude jokes
He's a regular guy
a bar-tending bloke

But never ever joke
that his mum's soon to croak
Jerry's fists will soon find you
~ You won't...

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writing verse by night
flicker of candlelight
  so romantic
  though not very bright

as thoughts flow
the pen slows
  ink-well spills
  frustrate quills

midnight chimes
in...

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