Best Risqué Poems
The Casualness of Casualties
In the intimate interlace of free will and fate, in the ultimate interplay of time and place, and with the consummate checkmate of my human dignity, all that is.. is over in the stormy, swarming space of mere moments.
turbulence rises
as sun and clouds intersect -...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, death, evil, family, fate,
Form:
Haibun
Aphrodite of the Morning SunYour honey drips in baths of blue,
with seductive scapes set to woo,
Arousing aroma stimuli arise anew,
A vixen voluptuous Venus to subdue…
Mane of a lioness suave and soft,
provocative perspiration sent aloft…
With erotic eyes that capture oft,
sensuous seclusions within her loft…
With lips that taste like wicked wine,
quixotic...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, desire, love, lust,
Form:
Rhyme
My God Gives Me Hope--Dieu, dieu, preterite mon esperer;
Dieu, dieu, preterite mon esperer;
My God gives me hope;
When all things seem to fail;
My God, my God today…
Out to the wiles and wails of satans ways;
Ca ne risqué pas darriver, there’s no hope of that…
I will not fail, fail in...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, analogy, appreciation, god, hope,
Form:
Lyric
Lord Harry's FrontOld Lord Harry put up a good front.
He hid socks in his pants as a stunt.
But, his Lady swore
as argyle hit...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, funny, gender,
Form:
Limerick
Two Pair of Killer HeelsAssassins hot, two pair; black, red
strappy, feminine, slaying men
stilettos risqué; red drop-dead
peppered lust hot shake of cayenne
strappy, feminine, slaying men
naughty ninjas; stilettos black
peppered lust hot shake of cayenne -
beware palpitations' attack!
naughty ninjas, stilettos black
dainty daggers traipse teasingly
beware palpitations’ attack;
high-heels' vamp kills you pleasingly
dainty...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, imagery, lust, sexy,
Form:
Pantoum
Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book
Loo humour it is my forte
Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day
I’ve finished next book
Will you dare to look
It’s naughty – that’s all I will say!
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, books, humorous, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Octavia - a HauntingWhat’s left of Octavia glides down the hall
Past the portraits she painted in life,
Now framed in mahogany, rosewood, and oak,
And they’re hers for the haunting tonight.
She looks for the canvas she started the day
Her desire became indiscrete;
A nude on a balcony under...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, allegory, art, gothic,
Form:
Lyric
Pen PalEtching your thoughts with a pen to paper
Telling in detail, page after page, your latest caper
A pal of yours, you may never meet, doing the same
Both know all there is to know from risqué to tame
Each of you eagerly anticipating each day’s mail
To enjoy the...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, friend, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
A Gardening ExposeWith these lines I’ll relate an intriguing tale of dubious accuracy
For I Hope to unveil sordid affairs of more than one conspiracy!
Be warned, that though you might be disturbed by the facts I relate?
They are the truth and nothing more. This I do categorically...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, garden, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
When Stars Come Out To PlayWhen stars come out to play at night
and up above the moon is bright,
the darkness cloaks the light of day
as shadows in the darkness sway
like silhouettes in pale moon light.
The hearts of lovers soon excite
as passions tempted with delight;
they come together quite risqué
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, love, moon, night, stars,
Form:
Rondeau
Antics Dealer 1Antics dealer
I dealt in antiques as well as antics
Once chased a sterling ‘bronze’, very unique
It stood its ground and just blushed
Till, by and by, I felt bushed
And chastised, quit things risqué and of risk.
03...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, life, love,
Form:
Limerick
MercyMercy Mercy Mercy
You’re the most beautiful being I’ve seen,
A glance of your face nourishes me within
The sound of your voice
Accelerates the beat of my heart
The freckles beneath your round eyes
Weakens every limb in my body
It pains me to not compliment
On...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, beautiful, courage, cute love,
Form:
Free verse
AphrodisiacAn amoral appetite
Promiscuous at play
Hot, horny, heavy
Romantic and risqué
Obscene unto obsession
Dirty with desire
Indecorous indulgence
Shamelessly salacious
Immoral and impure
Anxiously addictive
Carnal with no cure...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, addiction, desire, fantasy, passion,
Form:
Acrostic
I Need a Crystal BallBefore I date I wish I had a crystal ball to consult,
Then I could ply it with questions for a quick result.
He claimed he was honest, a church-goer, and a stand-up guy,
But all his smooth words was just a pie in the sky.
He wined and...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, betrayal, boyfriend, break up,
Form:
Rhyme
LimericksA limerick ought to be bawdy
A little bit nasty and naughty
So if one should write
Write ones that bite
A little risqué and gaudy...
Continue reading...
Categories:
risqué, on writing and words,
Form:
Limerick