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My second book is available on Amazon books on from 30th November - it is split into two sections, Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes. Be warned some of the humour is naughty in places hence the warning on the front cover! The book was edited by our very own super souper Lin Lane and the cover was designed by the same person who designed my cover for 'A Giggle a day can chase the Blues away' and there are some illustrations by a very talented young Manx artist Isabelle Lyon.

MY BOOK IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON IN THESE COUNTRIES

United Kingdom (UK): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

United States (US): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Canada (CA): https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Germany DE: https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Australia (AU): https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

France (FR): https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Spain (ES): https://www.amazon.es/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Sweden (SE): https://www.amazon.se/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Italy (IT): https://www.amazon.it/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Poland (PL): https://www.amazon.pl/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Netherlands: (NL) https://www.amazon.nl/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Japan (JP): https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0DP2WMHPR

Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book


Loo humour it is my forte
Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day 
I’ve finished next book
Will you dare to look
It’s naughty – that’s all I will say!

bookshumorouswritinglimerick

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Michael Tor

December 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM

Jan ordering your book today. Finally got everything straighten out with cards...

Jan Allison

December 28, 2024 at 4:39 AM

Thanks so much Michael, be warned it is naughty in places hence the warning. I'm having a nightmare with a card I have it wont accept my facial id and passport/ driving licence previously submitted and my friend on the island has the same issue and it doesn't seem to like our phone numbers either so we are a bit stuck at the moment!. good job I seldom use it! hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

December 3, 2024 at 9:22 AM

This is an excellent short advert for your 2nd book, Jan...and John Read's comment is paving the way for a 3rd :) Regards & Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:25 PM

There wont be a 'turd' book Paul, I think my Jan fan's have had enough of my poop poetry and my pen is constipated on the poop poetry theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

December 1, 2024 at 12:36 PM

Jan, a great limerick promoting your book. I just may have to take a look. For my sad days, I know it's true that my days will brighten reading about poo and the bawdy one's too! Congratulations, Jan. I can't wait for my copy to arrive!

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:24 PM

Thanks so much for purchasing the book and for your review. All I want is to try and make people smile, hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

December 1, 2024 at 10:35 AM

Very cute, Jan. You have really grown in your limerick skills since the first time we met. And now you have two books. Wow

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:24 PM

I was a total novice to poetry when I joined soup and I'd never written haiku or limericks until i started to enter contests on soup! hugs jan xx

John Read

December 1, 2024 at 9:47 AM

Hi Jan, are you thinking of writing a turd book,or is two enough. xx

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM

two is enough, there wont be a turd book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

November 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM

Congratulations, Jan. Can't wait to read it! I'm sure it will be perfectly naughty and so enjoyable! Best wishes... Hugs Charlie xx

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM

Your comment made me smile - it is naughty lol but you know me well! hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

November 28, 2024 at 7:32 AM

I enjoyed reading this creative Limerick write. Sounds like you have a winner of a book. "Congratulations" Have a blessed day writing away.......................

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM

thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

November 28, 2024 at 6:54 AM

Jan, great job. You have a wonderful support team and the results will certainly show that. It should become a best seller and wipe out the competition. If not, how else could we use the book? You're making me smile, of course and congratulations on the effort and what you have done. I plan to order it!!!

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:21 PM

thanks so much for the comment Duke, I hope you enjoy the book, its naughty humour - but that isn't a surprise with my poetry style! hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

November 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM

I wish we were allowed to use emojis in our comments. I'll have to settle to write ... HUGS to you, Jan! I'm so very proud of you.

Jan Allison

December 10, 2024 at 2:20 PM

aww thanks Lin, you have been there for me every step of they way in my publication journey. I am truly blessed to have your support by both on and off the site:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Henry Rodgers

November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM

Dear Jan, if you wrote it then it is well worth purchasing and reading. I am sure my guests will enjoy reading to pass the time. Autumn Blessings, My Friend, Daniel

Jan Allison

November 27, 2024 at 4:05 PM

What a sweet comment daniel, be warned I am known as Queen of poop on Poetry soup so there is lots of toilet humour in the first section and naughty humour in the second section! hugs jan xx My best customer on the isle of Man has purchased 8 copies of my first book he loves the humour so much he wants to share it with friends and family too! hugs jan xx