Best Resume Poems

I walked with ease
a comfortable moment after sunset,
I wore clean, comfortable skin
and comfortable, casual attire.
Past glowing shopfronts
on clean, wide pavements,
warm evening slowly darkened,
a good time would be had by all.
I don't care much for the parties,
but good company is good,
just as good as a good...

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We've reviewed your resume, and...
It's only one job, after all.
...While your qualifications are impressive,...
I can always apply for another, of course.

It's only one job, after all.
...We don't have an opening for you at this time...
I can always apply for another, of course.
...We'll keep your resume...

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Funny 
Bunny

Show me
Money...

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Venom resumes X 3
Suryas out of his basket indeed,
Even good boys are naughty, Sajni,
elevation creatonism,
mantra stance style,
the sun moons life,
he locks his eyes for an eternal rain dance,
chaos enveloped in tears from the sun,
cosmic comic stances that are silent,
the venom stillness of life,
under thunder blast...

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Congratulations
On your admission
I am sure you are eager about resumption
And some of you already dreaming about matriculation
Keep it up for it is the season of celebration
But don't be scared, should there be delay in your graduation
And don't let it affect your vision 
Neither your ambition
For...

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Here's my public resume
For all the world to see
But first, I'll introduce myself,
My name is Ashley

I'm an art school dropout,
I don't have a degree;
But I'm a diligent hard-worker
Try not to judge me

I attended Columbia College,
As well as SAIC;
Oh yeah, plus St. Xavier
And Roosevelt University

I transferred...

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I am applying for the consultant position
of Office Manager for which I will audition.
I am undeniably qualified to deal with nitwits
and idiots I will immediately classify as 'twits.'

My solution to deal with those people is fair
It may not be righteous, but I don't care.
If your...

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I'm good at two things
but I don't know how to describe them

And they clash with the things that I'm bad at
Poseidon

Athena, who knows?
Blows flow, heaven

or something else....

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Don't exist for your resume alone
Live, work with imaginative
passion
 
That is anchored on principled boldness
With poise and ease born of
graced conviction

As always, in compromising the truth
Nothing there is remotely
ennobling
 
Until you can courageously say no
Even your  strongest yes
would  mean nothing

Expectedly, at times you...

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Resume

“Rocks and socks, I need a job, 
What is it that I can do?” 
My new friend was waiting… for an answer. 

“I can fly across the channel on a hot air balloon. “
“Really?”
“I can build a ship of candy and take us to the...

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Prepared My Resume'

Prepared my resume' so it could review;
All of my experience and what I knew;
Learned when read;
In a library or bed,
And understand what I can do for you.

Jim Horn...

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sleeps too much
is beastly to loved ones
and smiles at strangers
doesn't pay bills
on time but drinks
too much whiskey and beer
and sings bad songs on weekday
nights when responsibility
demands sleep and serenity
chaos rules and is welcomed
trusts liars and questions truth
is used and loved and lost
has a fondness for...

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Resume For Love
By Jeff Weiner

Tease and tease is how they play
When we react they stay away,
Love is not a game to me
Don’t play with feelings, let me be,

I seek a heart with true desire
Burning hot in passions fire,
I possess the same to share
Only approach if...

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What lies before us is not always certain,
This world is full of obstacles and branching paths that we could have never imagined
Our plans are set in stone, forthright and true,
Then along comes chance and our love anew.

Confused and trodden becomes our focus,
Our plans and certainness...

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Over Her Resume'

With others problems would be a big exhibition
But with Hillary would be a smooth transition
Will others will have difficulties they must face
In her mind has a staff permanently in place.

To some other would and did it ever occur
Would House has been a second...

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