As You Resume

Congratulations
On your admission
I am sure you are eager about resumption
And some of you already dreaming about matriculation
Keep it up for it is the season of celebration
But don't be scared, should there be delay in your graduation
And don't let it affect your vision 
Neither your ambition
For it shall all end in jubilation

Now as you resume
Of course without much Resume
And you have a lot to assume
But know this, garri is a must for you to consume
It is a must you take garri
Even if you are from warri
Furthermore in case you don't know
OAU Mosquitoes?
They are not from this planet but pluto
For they can visit you anytime even when doing touch your toes
Or maybe when you are close 
Issorite...If you know you know

And should you not know
that in OAU we lay low
Because we are all equal
Although some do take liquor 
Notwithstanding even if you are governor's daughter
It does not matter
Because on the eportal
Who you epp does not matter

Ehn ehn...Ancient car park
To know more about it
Contact me (07032277508) to get it
At ancient car park
The Innocents become No-saints
You'll understand more When you come
Because over there some of you will still cum

The blood sucking monsters of OAU 
Are also  waiting for you
And again contact me to get the poem on it
But briefly...
They are OAU bedbugs
Your soon to be indispensable companions
Yes! because they will follow you anywhere and everywhere you go
Just like MTN
Contact me for more...
But for now I rest my case
As I remain my humble self
ABSOL
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018


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Date: 4/25/2018 1:28:00 PM
A Wow of a poem, Alex. It's so true that we all get stuck sometimes being part of a one-sided relationship. Nice.
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Date: 4/25/2018 1:21:00 PM
EKOH Do you have a degree in SMARTOLOGY? This is a SMART poem, Ekoh. A Very SMART poem!
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Date: 4/25/2018 1:17:00 PM
This definitely sounds like a part of my side that lived in my body for the first 20 years until I had a child and suddenly decided to make all the unspoken spoken.
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Date: 4/25/2018 1:13:00 PM
You have described my brain in all her glory and dendrites too. I am amazed by this poem!
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