Best Republican Poems
My Favorite RepublicanWhen history someday recalls
Behavior that simply appalls
They just have to reach
Those we chose to impeach
To see some who defy protocols.
Yet the record of Senate near-brawls
Will have info that sometimes enthralls
Such as votes that got split
Like the one in which Mitt*
Proved a pol in his party...
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Categories:
republican, political,
Form:
Limerick
My Favorite Republican For 2016The Castros make Rubio rowdy
To them he'll never say howdy
Marco's so steady
So why he is ready
To kiss the kings who are Saudi?
Author's Note: Are Saudi Kings beloved by their people and so much better than Cuban dictators? Do Saudi royals not need body...
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Categories:
republican, funny love,
Form:
Limerick
Next Republican ClownNext Republican Clown
Trump with his tricks tries to make us curious
All his methods did was to made us furious
Being just like presumptuous pig in a poke
With same color hair looking like big joke.
Thinks he is amusing while us he is abusing
Things together we should now...
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Categories:
republican, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Categories:
republican, abuse,
Form:
Blank verse
Battle Axe and Her Republican Trumpeting Waze - Part 1Upon bitterly cold dawning hours of one January 2000 day
the Harns family desperately sought a place to live – “hay
there” Nelson Swartley (an independent realtor)
politely responded bringing unwelcome news viz our sos re lay
informing us (myself the missus, and two young toddlers –
daughters begotten...
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Categories:
republican, evil, grave, house, life,
Form:
Occupy Democracy: Republican StyleOne crystal goblet cloaked in vintage dust
Stands silent sentinal to nothing
In the middle of a great stone alter
Laid to waste by time, and the memory of Man,
Who ever was a firm believer...
One crystal goblet remains a fruitless legacy.
Ancient tongues and politics hear nothing
But the echo...
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Categories:
republican, history,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Democrat Or RepublicanUnderstanding the words democrat or republican, what do they really mean???? How are they
represented???? And why????? Surrender there giddy lies, to scream aloud against those
who've been sucked in, set it aside, and free us outside of our realm, as they consciously reel
us...
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Categories:
republican, introspection, political,
Form:
Exploited Republican Women"The ways in which we apply these [polypathic-empathic] abilities
to controlling the excesses of growth and expansion
[by nurturing multicultural empowerment and creolization]
over the next century
will be the greatest [health-wealth nondual] test
of our [r]evolutionary [and democratic WinWin]
sophistication." D Holmgren, Permaculture, p. 73
Sophistication is not
jingoism
nor...
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Categories:
republican, abuse, education, gender, health,
Form:
Political Verse
A Republican and a DemocratTwo candidates came to a homeless person near a pub
First candidate gave him directions to Welfare Office locate
Second candidate gave his card, money and offered a job
Gave him fifty dollars reaching into his friend’s pocket.
Pray tell me who is a republican and who...
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Categories:
republican, humor, political,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Battle Axe and Her Republican Trumpeting Waze - Part 2No sooner than we set foot within said domicile
attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile
initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle
never forget (nor will spouse forgive) with rancor and rile
ceaselessly besieging, bruiting bare-knuckle skirmishes
for us to remove ourselves and personal...
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Categories:
republican, abuse, anger, anxiety, conflict,
Form:
Grandma's Becoming a RepublicanGrandma’s Becoming A Republican!
There was something that I was able to hear…
Grandma is going to be a Republican this year!
I remember her talking of the great depression.
Many years that created a lot of tension!
I remember her talking of days gone past.
Wondering how much longer
our...
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Categories:
republican, christian, confusion, dedication, devotion,
Form:
Rhyme
You Can Lead a RepublicanYou Can Lead a Republican to our Constitution
(But You Can’t Make Him Think)
Though fools claim love for Constitution, ‘Founders’ floundered on its beach.
“One man! One vote!” ‘God’s revelation! ‘Women,’ ‘slaves’ vote? Who can teach?
A ‘White Man’s A*s,’ he hopes is his! A woman’s a*s? (Such...
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Categories:
republican, political, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Republican RepudiationRepublican Repudiation
Senator Larry Craig
Denied being a ***.
Caught foot-tapping at the airport Minneapolis-St. Paul
By a cop who happened to be in the next stall....
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Categories:
republican, celebrity, political,
Form:
Clerihew
The Dancing Donald's
I'm winning by 64.2%
Now projected the winner!
Donald's dancing
Incoming projectoral votes
Alert! (R) Braun's Govenor by 64.8%
Now Nevada's underway
Alert! (R) Banks wins Senator
Won! by 50.2%
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Senate seat is (R) Jim Justice
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I win by 48.9% or 599,769 votes
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Trump wins by 59.4%
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I win by 51.1%
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Trump wins by 64.6% these...
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Categories:
republican, anxiety, political,
Form:
Acrostic
Sacred VestmentsRebuilding bipartisan explorations,
at least two-sided appositions,
like generously inclusive
and conservatively exclusive
worldviews of MotherEarth
Sacred polytheistic strains
and peak experiences felt
through love of life
resilient win/win relationships
weightless
Freeing secular monopolistic brains
deeply thoughtful glad
LeftBrain speaking minds
no longer stuck
in win/lose sad
bad
mad trauma
Born of Patriarchal-Capitalist mistrust
against Polycultural-Communion
religious lust
for life's organic culturing
peak...
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Categories:
republican, happiness, health, integrity, introspection,
Form:
Political Verse