Best Republican Poems
When history someday recalls
Behavior that simply appalls
They just have to reach
Those we chose to impeach
To see some who defy protocols.
Yet the record of Senate near-brawls
Will have info that sometimes enthralls
Such as votes that got split
Like the one in which Mitt*
Proved a pol in his party had balls!
*Mitt Romney, the only Republican
who voted to remove Trump from office
The Castros make Rubio rowdy
To them he'll never say howdy
Marco's so steady
So why he is ready
To kiss the kings who are Saudi?
Author's Note: Are Saudi Kings beloved by their people and so much better than Cuban dictators? Do Saudi royals not need body guards or a secret police force to maintain order? Do they travel among the people and never use private jets? Are the decisions made in Saudi Arabia completely democratic and open? Does the royal family limit its personal wealth out of a sense of fairness to its people? Do they treat women fairly? OMG--Could Raoul and Fidel be so much worse than our friendly ally? Never forget who crashed the planes into the twin towers. They weren't Cubans!
Next Republican Clown
Trump with his tricks tries to make us curious
All his methods did was to made us furious
Being just like presumptuous pig in a poke
With same color hair looking like big joke.
Thinks he is amusing while us he is abusing
Things together we should now start fusing
He's become part of audition as an actor
Impossible for us to be a moral benefactor.
With all his humor is hailing all of the hardy
Who are foremost fools in Republican Party
Have new weird name for the collective noun
I can see clearly now is Republican clown.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Play this while reading my poem.
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Wake up American Before we allow the Republican sex police to humiliate or lecture one more woman Let's go after mens bodies for awhile And talk down to them about morality Because they obviously don't know how babies are made Lets explain it to them And give them reversible vasectomies until they get it right What do you think America lets play fair I am just saying WE DON"T LIVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST A woman's body is not the property of her husband or her church It does not belong to the Senate or the House of Representatives The Governor's office or any Court of law in the land It belongs to the woman
Understanding the words democrat or republican, what do they really mean???? How are they
represented???? And why????? Surrender there giddy lies, to scream aloud against those
who've been sucked in, set it aside, and free us outside of our realm, as they consciously reel
us in with carelessness ,At A game of their own perdition.... Is what they want you to
hear, and do, We are their suckers!!!!! Who bought them to their vote,,,,((((LOL)))))
Entered in contest; Republicans vs democrats
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Written by Carma
06-09-99
One crystal goblet cloaked in vintage dust
Stands silent sentinal to nothing
In the middle of a great stone alter
Laid to waste by time, and the memory of Man,
Who ever was a firm believer...
One crystal goblet remains a fruitless legacy.
Ancient tongues and politics hear nothing
But the echo of the emptiness;
Gather rhetoric slowly
To the corners of each nameless mouth
As testimony to the truth
In all its convolutions...
(So easy to save face when you have two)...
In secret chambers sullen and discordant
Hushed reminders turn forgetful
In the silence of neglect and need --
Sightless in the face of greed.
Retire the ages bound in blood red leather,
Dry as ancient children's bones;
Passing immortality promises worth of no value -
Wealth beyond a life of fading passion
And accumulated years......Power:
One percent of Power;
Power to those who once danced here
For unrepentant Gods of War...
Starving for their golden Kings;
Starving for each and every thing.
Death is their lament; no blessings ever fell
To split the night asunder.
In ecstacy's deepest trance reviled
They danced around a dark and bloody alter --
That crumbling pedestal where upon resides
One crystal goblet of wild perfection
Made obscene;
Shining claret to its fluted rim
And guarding nothing but its own beauty...
Rejoice in nothing but its own fullness,
Beyond the bitterness of truth abandoned.
And in that fullness, only dust...
Simply dust and full of nothing for our children's children.
Crystal goblet politic still lingers on
Into today
Or for a few eons more of lies
Trapped in that darkness...
And history always makes us pay
In dearest cost - in every way
For crystal goblets...
One percent lead
Ninety nine percent ahead
Of living memory...
Occupy Democracy
Independent style..
Occupy...
"The ways in which we apply these [empathic] abilities
to controlling the excesses of growth and expansion
[by nurturing multicultural synergetic balance]
over the next century
will be the greatest test
of our evolutionary [democratic Win/Win]
sophistication." D Holmgren, Permaculture, p. 73
Sophistication is not
jingoism
nor tokenism
nor nationalism
nor sexism.
Democratic evolutionary sophistication
requires developing holistic integrity,
invites and nurtures polypathic
health of interdependent pleasure
and wealth of intersectoral compassion.
Until our League of Women Voters
becomes a Legion of EcoFeminist Speakers and Listeners,
leaders and co-operative
co-invested followers.
Until our democratic national party
becomes an everyday
InterNational InterDependent PolyCultural Health Party.
Until our republican nationalistic party
becomes a cooperatively-managed
EcoTherapeutic Wealth Development Project.
Until each educational and religious system
becomes a polyamorous paradise
for mentoring Restorative Peace,
a remedial safe space
for battered and neglected
abused and exploited
miseducated and disempowered
Republican girls and women.
Until each Town Meeting
becomes a bipartisan win/win part
of EarthMother's CoPassionate Discernment Network.
Until each political campaign
becomes a NonViolent Communication progression
reinforcing our EcoPolitical CoOperative Health Trust
of and for Earth's Peace Wealth.
Until Type A caste supremacist planning
to extend competing Win v Lose Yang
reweaves equivalently
with processing Type B
nurturing Win/Win
caste-abolishing Yin.
Until Left deductive dominance
panentheistically religions again
with Right inductive
mind-passion/body-pleasure.
Until masculine strength with endurance
also means feminist flow with nurturance
through mutual Left/Right bicameral
cooperativity.
Until day
becomes not so much nightmare.
Until "unsophisticated women"
becomes an oxymoron,
a population of zero,
empty vacuous imaaginary population
now singing more resonant harmonies
dancing more resilient memories.
I'm winning by 64.2%
Now projected the winner!
Donald's dancing
Incoming projectoral votes
Alert! (R) Braun's Govenor by 64.8%
Now Nevada's underway
Alert! (R) Banks wins Senator
Won! by 50.2%
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It's down to the wire! Don't forget, it goes by population in a State.
You get how it works now--all that matters is Pennsylvania!!!! I'll explain later. Good luck Trumpsteneers! I don't want to float your boats but there is one more thing involved it's called the Electoral Vote...This is what decides...Donald won both electoral and the popular vote. WOW!
You Can Lead a Republican to our Constitution
(But You Can’t Make Him Think)
Though fools claim love for Constitution, ‘Founders’ floundered on its beach.
“One man! One vote!” ‘God’s revelation! ‘Women,’ ‘slaves’ vote? Who can teach?
A ‘White Man’s A*s,’ he hopes is his! A woman’s a*s? (Such thoughts perverse!),
her offspring chattel (but for boys!) Her daughters? Dowries! There’s a curse!
Our Founders thought the Pope demonic, King’s rule, too, seemed poisoned well!
Let’s pass ‘Just Laws’ we all agree with! Rule 1: Things I like are swell!
Democracy full-blown’s a new thing, freedom’s not a toy for child,
dictator’s fine if he’s my servant! Brother mine, your thoughts quite wild!
Friend, your dictator’s kin to Hitler, Nuremberg’s too good for him.
Eyes off my wife and daughters too! Discover them if death’s your whim!
Rule 2: What’s mine is mine, what’s yours gets taxed till it’s not yours (helps keep
dictator’s eyes off all my stuff!). This way I might just get some sleep!
We gave brown Indians poisoned blankets (smallpox toxin thought germane)
to clear the West for Pilgrim’s Progress (wagons crossing their domain).
Rule 3: If land’s unfenced it can’t be yours! It’s fruit? God’s gift to strong,
all water, mountains, hills and plains. Rocks, woods, and grass, to strength belong.
The Constitution tries to make law serve all people best it can.
It recognizes many skillsets (some divergent) make a man.
We must not judge! Some skills aren’t missed until they are (then save the day!)
when value’s found in something bending, pots hold water (formed from clay!)
Long Tooth
December 6th in 2022
Poet’s Notes:
A fun variation on an old saying! “You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink!
No sooner than we set foot within said domicile
attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile
initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle
never forget (nor will spouse forgive) with rancor and rile
ceaselessly besieging, bruiting bare-knuckle skirmishes
for us to remove ourselves and personal belonging with vile
lent vitriolic wrath from the day we decamped
within hoity -toity Mainline –
our matted unwelcome would endure for quite a white.
* I * S * I * N * G
With hindsight and accumulative less cloudy fifty shades of gray,
an irrevocable clear er voyance viz summoning forth would lay
an irreconcilable rift (rivaling the Mariana), and constant nay
saying presaged an emotional price to pay
whereat we deterred sale of vintage crystal balls – our stay
purported prevented sale of precious heirlooms – oye vay
in tandem to estate sale divvied up, cuz we whar in the way.
* I * S * I * N * G
Analogous to Little Red Riding Hood, we could not see
blitzkrieg, cannonading, incessant strafe carpet bombing re:
bloody onslaught from the generation of elder vipers que
endured feeling trapped by memorabilia meant nothing to me
* I * S * I * N * G
Warfare found us hunkering down within said tract housing unit,
a fusillade fired off re: porting volleys of character assassination
bombarded this unfortunate civilian clearly implicated to whit
for being a non jewish schlemiel inducing endless economic
denigrating calumniations – fulminating against this “twit”
we decried wicked, vicious, unwarranted abuse would not quit
with no defense against slings and arrows, a plague round
of ceaseless, ferocious, and insidious pilloried that pit
pendulous injustices for each of our **** (emphatic branding
per diem me own scrawny gluteus maximus to git
the hell out – eventually hiring a lawyer with eviction edict!
I hear Donald Trump
would love to bring to Republican plutocracy
what Abraham Lincoln presidented
for uncivilly warring democracy,
but Lincoln's emancipation proclamation
doesn't sound like straight white might
is rightly winged
in not so healthy presidential TrumpLand.
What remains most easily to see,
transparently white
privileged to me,
is Donald Trump
as a Ronald Reagan no fun rerun,
a bit of white-faced black
and mostly relentlessly caste
as racism already past,
although not really
quite.
Perhaps if Ronald
had been born as comfortably
as Donald,
then he too would never have worked with his body,
and not so much played with his little lonely hands,
to make an honest LincolnHouse living.
Unlike Donald,
Ronald actually had experience
working for his mortgage.
Well, almost anyway.
Ronald at least had to act as if he could work to make a living,
and on occasion actually remember some honest lines on cue,
while Donald invests more in privilege grabbing gestures
against at least half of our more newly enfranchised
resident population.
And, Abe had some adolescent and young adult experience
with manual labor
and cooperatively owned an attorney at lawyering business,
while for Ronald,
and televised Donald,
these were acting privileged caste-ing skills
as comforting as heroic horseback riding
without a solid saddle
or respectful rein.
So, no, Donald,
you're no Abe Lincoln,
and only in your happiest imagination
are you as good at play acting President
as was "caste-blind"
and deaf
and unwise Ronald.
You're just another ornery autocratic Donald,
not even economically effective
at playing sustainably wealthy Republican.
Perhaps Attila the Hun
is a more logical progenitive inspiration for TrumPublicans,
with Donald playing their final post climate-trauma non-action;
most un-ecologically anachronistic
to employ white overlooking black not quite film stars
with patriarchal red stripes
when so much polyamorous full-color talent
waits in more multiculturally fresh-aired green
bicamerally intelligent wings
of healthy democracy.
Two candidates came to a homeless person near a pub
First candidate gave him directions to Welfare Office locate
Second candidate gave his card, money and offered a job
Gave him fifty dollars reaching into his friend’s pocket.
Pray tell me who is a republican and who is a Democrat.
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June 19, 2014
Form : Quintain (English)
Dr. Ram Mehta
Contest:Five Lines - A Quickie by Skat-A
Grandma’s Becoming A Republican!
There was something that I was able to hear…
Grandma is going to be a Republican this year!
I remember her talking of the great depression.
Many years that created a lot of tension!
I remember her talking of days gone past.
Wondering how much longer
our country would last.
I remember her talking of doing many things.
And has experienced
what life daily brings!
Because of how things have
been so dramatic.
She decided long ago to be democratic!
Beyond all of the politics and chatter…
She loves God! And that’s what matters!
We love her dearly! And it’s been decided…
Everything she needs…
God has provided!
We congratulate you grandma with your choice!
We say “we love you!”
With one heart and voice!
Our prayers are with the choice grandma’s givin!!
May God bless her! Each day she’s livin’!
By Jim Pemberton
I am a republican, i speak with utter certainty
I believe in my own facts, the press is my enemy
I support global warfare, paying for them warily
I support oil revenues, with climate killing clarity
I support big tax cuts, with debtful hilarity
I support seniors, paying for them bareily
I support guns, with mass shooting regularity
I support walls, preventing laborer familiarity
I lie with impunity, truth an unfamiliarity
I am evangelical, i lie with cool piety
I believe in family values, of a corporate variety
I rally your sympathies, with solicitous demagoguery
I believe in my health care, yours with insincerity
I believe in my future, yours very narrowly...
My fear is not of Joe with hair of grey, mind in disarray, coherence at bay.
Main concern not about his overall knowledge lack, or how he doesn’t know Iran from Iraq, or cause he wannabe black
My complaint is not the fuel cost rise, nor Junior's highs, I'm not one of THOSE guys...but what IF he dies??
Can't stress enough, when I say this stuff, the dark cloud is rough! Crossing that bridge is tough, beware the trolls down there, my Billy Goats Gruff.
Dress it up and call it 'strong', don't ignore sublime lyrics in her song, you're lost in the rhythm foot tapping along, but it's not right on, it's off and wrong.
I'm all for the melting pot I like fondue, but there's recipes to follow, You. Generations of cookbooks tried and true, anything else I find hard to chew.
Harder to swallow hence we spit, but the foulness remains you nearly choke on it, she leaves a bad taste that just won't quit, not even Altoids can last through term limits
You read the bumper sticker that my car was adorning, but drivers in the left lane tend not to heed the warning, take the wheel and drive yourself stop conforming, try to be so woke but you'll oversleep one morning.
No more hitting snooze or Biden your time cause the time is up. Is Kamala really in the house? YUP! Pessimist maybe but I see a half empty cup.
And going lower like that cup's a sieve, she's gonna set us so far back it'll be primitive, and not like Bedrock but
rock hard to live, not a pretty picture just lots of negatives.