Best Reporting Poems

Reporting live on the soup, with Americas MOST. WANTED. POETS.
 Standing here with our host John, 
With an exclusive update on criminal poets, captured and on the run.
Switching over to you John,. "Thank you P.D., lets give thanks to all the 
P.M.W. tipsters, and our...

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"Howdy to you all from Colorado!  This is Cletus Schlunk reporting,
Where gossip is fair and balanced and there is little or no distorting!
It's the home of the Rockies, Broncos, Nuggets and potholes galore,
And old mining towns like Leadville and Cripple Creek, full of western...

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"Phew! got here in time to catch The Glacier Discovery Train. This journey is to be seen
to be believed. I am in Anchorage, Alaska. I am so out of breath running to the station.
Right, that's the film crew seated. We have all looked out of...

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Friends  Cattle farmers in the Netherlands are being TOLD to reduce by 50 percent their livestock farms, because of the Nitrogen gases the Cattle produce. There is 78 percent Nitrogen levels in the world, it is what the world is made up of, so...

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The following statements 
are figments of your imagination,
if it were not so, we would of course
steer you in the correct direction
to correct your lack of invisible
imaginary eye sight.

This message is brought to you
by the imaginary invisible station  
I.M.A.G which is broadcast from
the mind of...

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Good evening,  This is Stormy Surge,
reporting to you live from Wickenburg.
Where much controversy surrounds the new round-about,
recently installed by D.O.T. and others with clout.
No one in town that I spoke to agrees
that it has helped out in these times of need.
Not just the tax...

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This is Adey Square reporting live on Soup
Standing on John Hancock center to leap and loop;
Having stunning views in north central United States,
In a splendid state where you can’t find empty plates.

Illinois was once a plain filled with prairie grasses,
But all you can see now...

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A man with towel and cellphone
Returned with news, The enemy's gone!
Locking the bedroom door
He'd piled bodies on the floor
But Zweeee! He forgot one last one...

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Call to honor my abstain
the wielding part be not mundane
the seizure's clout, remove the pain
in leadership's doubt do not profane!

But truth and semblance, all contain
the Book of Life, this yielding same,
Oh honor's glory, I must name
and give content's truth to solve wane!

Reporting, in true essence...

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A bin in a sin is a din a Zen. But a booming bongo basket could always equate to a left hooked right winged shark. Oh gosh it's dark.. Oh dear. Oh no. A cracked out fish on a display. Er. Even the wildest foot...

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We are angels who have come to speak, to sing, and to shout                                ...

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I have been in in this country for almost 30yrs
I never new people would even try to rob a person on welfare.
    They home is a fire hadzard from everything they have stole from other places even from stores they stole from,...

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LeClaire was at his Traitors Post 
Getting a roast 
From the Indian seller 
One heck of a yeller 
“I did not have an affair!” 
She did swear 
“I sold this guy
What he wanted to buy 
A nice gift 
To give his new bride a lift”...

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This is Mr. Squeaky, mouse reporter,
squeaking to you from the Swiss cheese quarter,
where the crime bosses will decide the price
you'll have to pay for a provolone slice.

My modest size lets me to infiltrate 
the safe house where they will decide the fate 
of decent queso...

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Missirio Mannex Milton
     " the best ever"
                 And
"The FargoCity Groove"
  Stamble Prancer
        
    ...

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