Best Remote Control Poems

I'm not really a poet
I've never claimed to be
The only reason I'm even here
Is because I can't my watch tv

My wife hid the remote control
About a year or so ago
So I'm just here killing time
Til I can watch my favorite show

I've been told many things
About...

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we are all just channels 
in the grand screen of things...

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I am sitting inside my smart TV set 
with my wireless remote control 
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control 
to work for me
can someone out there 
please keep on  changing the channels for me 
to something else...

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The dude who invented the remote control certainly was a genius!

   I can surf the TV from the comfort of my Lazy-Boy - 'tis so ingenious!

      But even with this technological marvel I still have a complaint.

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I have lost sight of you once again. 
Frustrated, I search every nook, every corner, every crevice that you have been known to hide. 
I call for you, but my efforts are to no avail. 
Without you I am a creature without choice, 
A wretch...

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When t.v. programs start to bore
I flip through the stations a little more

But which remote do I use?
There are so many from which to choose.

T.V., stereo, D.V.D. too,
Then which button? - there are quite a few

All this confusion is taking its toll
Since the remote has...

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With a remote control 
Everything may be at your fingertips
But not human rights
Man with wisdom is difficult to control
Bribery and scandal will be questioned
A peaceful demonstration may occur
Protesting
For human rights and justice
The country is neither under one person
Nor controlled by the only remote control 
Called...

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I’m much too tired 
To get up 
And change the channel 
And though this infomercial 
Isn’t something 
I really want to watch 
It fills in the time 
I guess I’m too lazy 
And too damned broke 
To buy new batteries 
For the remote control 
So...

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Where do remotes go, is what I,
in aggravation ask?
Mine must have feet and to find 
them is a most frustrating task.

Hiding under a magazine or my cat 
lying on it, hatching one like an egg?
I have tried many methods, but I swear,
mine all have their...

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I'm not really a poet
I've never claimed to be
The only reason I'm even here
Is because I can't watch my tv

My wife hid the remote control
About a year or so ago
So I'm just here killing time
Til I can watch my favorite show

I've been told many things
About...

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I was the horizontal and the vertical
I was the light and dark on black and white
I was the picture flipper controler
I was the sound controller
I went up and down
I was the rabbit ears that fix the picture
I was the waiter to bring him beer...

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Remembering all the many years
we called on you to drop your fears.
Audits we said you would not fail
if signature were by email.
And invoices in copies sent
would not end up with noses bent.
We screamed paperless for so long
and all it took was a viral song.

You said...

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It's Saturday eve
we're drinking in town
Only joking, I wish.
We're still in lockdown.

Any inkling of romance
on pause until further notice.
Making plans for the future
feels utterly hopeless.

We were all on fast forward
and the world blew a fuse.
Burying our heads in the sand,
disregarding the news.

Forced to stop 
and...

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Perhaps a right of passage      
or a males destiny
controlling the remote
always seemed just right to me.

Skillful flicking fingers
fast on the keys
scanning thru the channels
and with great dexterity.

Change to other stations
commercials gotta go
such a star on the clicker
a real surfing pro.

It's...

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