Remote Control

I'm not really a poet
I've never claimed to be
The only reason I'm even here
Is because I can't watch my tv

My wife hid the remote control
About a year or so ago
So I'm just here killing time
Til I can watch my favorite show

I've been told many things
About something they call "the flow"
I don't even know what that is
Unless i'm typing too slow

Then they say watch "the meter"
Well, I don't even own a car
So if it's something to do with parking
I think that's kinda bizzare

They talk about "a syllable count"
But I guess nobody knows
That I can only count to twenty
If I use all my fingers and toes

One more thing they say a lot
Is something about "a rhyme"
Kinda like them bedtime stories
That mama read all the time

I just wanted to tell you this
In case, you didn't know it
I just want my remote control
Cause I'm really not a poet

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 6/14/2010 2:16:00 PM
Nothing further from the truth, Larry. If you're not a poet then noone is! ...Ralph
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Date: 6/14/2010 12:05:00 PM
ha ha, thank goodness your wife hid the remote control. Enjoyed your pretense in this amusing poem, let's hope you never find that remote !! ~ Sharon :)
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