Duck In My Quack

There's a moose a loose with a duck on his back!
If you see them stop dead in your tracks.
Do not engage, for they will fight back.
The moose made a slingshot out of his rack.
If you are naive and turn your back;
Moose will sling duck hard and fast.
Popping your butt with a very loud crack.
Leaving you with a duck stuck in your quack.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Farmer Avatar
July 16, 2014 at 3:23 PM
There's a moose on the loose with a duck on his back! If you see them stop dead in your tracks. Please Don`t engage, for you will enrage That moose with a slingshot in his old rack. If you`re naive and giv`em your back; Moosy will sling you hard with a duck. Popping your butt with a very loud crack. poor duck bullseye stuck in your quack.
Fraser Avatar
July 10, 2014 at 3:04 PM
So made me chuckle with this one Arlene, as I was reading it trying to make Donald Duck to be the narrator, James :)
Smith Avatar
July 10, 2014 at 3:18 PM
Lol!! Love that idea, James!.. Thank you for the visit and comments.. Hugs.. Arlene
Davis Avatar
July 8, 2014 at 8:04 AM
Arlene A creative and fun write that made me chuckle and smile with delight. Thank you for the nice comment on my Storms poem.
Smith Avatar
July 8, 2014 at 1:04 PM
Thank you, Robin my friend!.. Any day a smile is made because of me is a good day.. Hugs.. Arlene
Gibson Avatar
June 8, 2014 at 6:46 PM
I love this little funny...
Smith Avatar
June 9, 2014 at 6:07 AM
Thank you so much for taking time to stop by and comment, Faye!.. Hope I made you smile.. Arlene..
Bird Avatar
June 3, 2014 at 5:15 AM
Love your sense of humor :) I will watch out for moose!
Smith Avatar
June 9, 2014 at 6:06 AM
Ha! Thank you, Sandy!.. I can find a reason to laugh at most any situation.. :-).. Hugs, Arlene..
Raj Avatar
May 30, 2014 at 2:09 PM
That's a hilarious read. Nice jest. Thanks for sharing
Smith Avatar
May 30, 2014 at 3:05 PM
Thank you, Sam.. You have no idea how making someone smile blesses my heart!!...:-)
Clark Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 9:19 AM
I'll be smilin' all day over this one, Arlene! Jack C.
Smith Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 10:36 AM
Thank you my new friend!.. Hugs, Arlene...
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 11:52 AM
No ducks in my quack please...hugs Tim
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 12:40 PM
Ha! Thank you for your comment, Tim... I will read some of your poetry as soon as time permits.. Arlene
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May 25, 2014 at 11:43 AM
no, thank you for the comment on my comment...PD
A   Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 10:16 AM
Arlene. Thanks for the smile. ...pd
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 10:24 AM
You're very welcome.. Thank you for the comment...Arlene...
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