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Duck in my Quack

There's a moose a loose with a duck on his back! If you see them stop dead in your tracks. Do not engage, for they will fight back. The moose made a slingshot out of his rack. If you are naive and turn your back; Moose will sling duck hard and fast. Popping your butt with a very loud crack. Leaving you with a duck stuck in your quack.

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Date: 7/16/2014 3:23:00 PM
There's a moose on the loose with a duck on his back! If you see them stop dead in your tracks. Please Don`t engage, for you will enrage That moose with a slingshot in his old rack. If you`re naive and giv`em your back; Moosy will sling you hard with a duck. Popping your butt with a very loud crack. poor duck bullseye stuck in your quack.
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Date: 7/10/2014 3:04:00 PM
So made me chuckle with this one Arlene, as I was reading it trying to make Donald Duck to be the narrator, James :)
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Arlene Smith
Date: 7/10/2014 3:18:00 PM
Lol!! Love that idea, James!.. Thank you for the visit and comments.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/8/2014 8:04:00 AM
Arlene A creative and fun write that made me chuckle and smile with delight. Thank you for the nice comment on my Storms poem.
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Arlene Smith
Date: 7/8/2014 1:04:00 PM
Thank you, Robin my friend!.. Any day a smile is made because of me is a good day.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 6/8/2014 6:46:00 PM
I love this little funny...
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Arlene Smith
Date: 6/9/2014 6:07:00 AM
Thank you so much for taking time to stop by and comment, Faye!.. Hope I made you smile.. Arlene..
Date: 6/3/2014 5:15:00 AM
Love your sense of humor :) I will watch out for moose!
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Arlene Smith
Date: 6/9/2014 6:06:00 AM
Ha! Thank you, Sandy!.. I can find a reason to laugh at most any situation.. :-).. Hugs, Arlene..
Date: 5/30/2014 2:09:00 PM
That's a hilarious read. Nice jest. Thanks for sharing
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Arlene Smith
Date: 5/30/2014 3:05:00 PM
Thank you, Sam.. You have no idea how making someone smile blesses my heart!!...:-)
Date: 5/26/2014 9:19:00 AM
I'll be smilin' all day over this one, Arlene! Jack C.
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Arlene Smith
Date: 5/26/2014 10:36:00 AM
Thank you my new friend!.. Hugs, Arlene...
Date: 5/25/2014 11:52:00 AM
No ducks in my quack please...hugs Tim
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Arlene Smith
Date: 5/25/2014 12:40:00 PM
Ha! Thank you for your comment, Tim... I will read some of your poetry as soon as time permits.. Arlene
Date: 5/25/2014 11:43:00 AM
no, thank you for the comment on my comment...PD
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Date: 5/25/2014 10:16:00 AM
Arlene. Thanks for the smile. ...pd
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Arlene Smith
Date: 5/25/2014 10:24:00 AM
You're very welcome.. Thank you for the comment...Arlene...