Best Pterodactyl Poems

It was our third-grade field trip to the Dinosaur Exhibit
We would be touring all the lands that dinosaurs inhibit
I remember the teacher saying “keep your hands inside your pockets”
Then she paired me with the meanest kid, his name was Tommy Rockets
“I dare you to take...

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A field trip to the new History Museum sounded like fun.
We boarded the bus as soon as the school day had begun.
I was excited, thinking seeing dinosaurs would be as cool
as Jurassic Park movies where the scary T Rex held rule.

I wandered off after eating...

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****, Vaginal or Rectal or Pterodactyl

Thee ae many things that may become fragile;
Either ****, Vaginal or Rectal or else Pterodactyl
So why to the poor only give them a passel?
While rich enjoy living in their ivory castle. 

Are always some plays known as razzle dazzle
Over which...

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As a kid I had a big imagination
        and created a pet with wings
                a tiny Pterodactylc bird
    ...

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And Then a Flaming Pterodactyl Ate My Homework :> 

Swooping down
Dinosaur
All in flames
Fiery eyes 
Scary sight
Hovering

Hungry beast
Gnashing teeth
Pter…what?
Lands on desk
Thunder screams
Dragon stomps

Small reptile
Bat like wings
Thought extinct
I can’t hide
From his claws
Then he winks

Are you real
Or a dream?
All I know
Homework gone!
Not a lie!
Teacher smirks.

2-2-21
Contest: And Then a...

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I saw a Pterodactyl  on the wing.
And thought, “Isn't that the craziest thing?”
It then swooped down upon me,
put its talons upon me.
Asking, “Sailor, are you up for a fling?”

I nodded, yes. What else could I do?
So then up, up and away we flew.
We dove and...

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A flaming Pterodactyl, is quite a sight to see
A flaming Pterodactyl, is quite alright with me
A flaming Pterodactyl, is helpful in a crunch
He hates to do
My homework too
And heats it over lunch

A homing Pterokeet, is weary on the wing
A homing Pterokeet, is not inclined to...

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pterodactyl 
hieroglyphic successor
condor ancestor...

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Pterodactyl Girl

Saliva warm in morning in the mouth
Ugly taste of last evening waiting there
You know how nasty your breath is when you wake
To inhale would be a mistake
Girlfriend next to you, double bed ready, still asleep
Black make up about her eyes, running down her face...

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Please dear Sir
you have tutored me and known me for years
as have all other teachers and your peers,
we get along like silver knife and fork!
these past semester has been full of cheers
my school work has never been in arrears,
never did I let you down on...

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Always wondered about sign language
Are there signs for things that dangle
Like a hanging snot
Really smelly socks
Perhaps a strange sign for pterodactyl...

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Did you see it?

It soared,
High up in the sky, 
 causing the blink of every eye,
loudly did it roar
 scaling tree and mountains divides.

I hurried to my laptop keyboard
 typed in google to describe this backdrop
   on the wide New Jersey  highway...

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They surrounded the house and we were terrified 
Because they looked different, magnified. 
Some wore smiles, others mean as a rusty nail. 
What are they? Our children whispered in their ale. 


Pterodactyls I told them. No worries at all. 
But their mouths are enormously long,...

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I have a toddler who loves to play
Pretend – imaginary friend, make-believe
She pierces my heart with her adventures
Into the fantasy land of dinosaurs,
Dungeons and dragons, long lost voyages
With pirates and princes – feeling
Invincible, indestructible, unshakable
Like she has the tiger by the tail
And is sure to...

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I know it's highly unconvincing, Mrs Blackwell;
an unimaginable storyline no doubt.
In all your years of teaching science at St Hilda's
you must have thought our wild excuses would run out.
I know you'll calculate with ease my fabrication
but hope my alibi will raise a passing smile
for even...

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