Pterodactyl Fling

I saw a Pterodactyl  on the wing.
And thought, “Isn't that the craziest thing?”
It then swooped down upon me,
put its talons upon me.
Asking, “Sailor, are you up for a fling?”

I nodded, yes. What else could I do?
So then up, up and away we flew.
We dove and then soared
until it then got bored
and flung me in a pile of its poo.

1/23/21
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Y. Avatar
May 31, 2021 at 7:31 PM
Lol! Dale, Both Limericks were funny! Pterodactys poo and all. Have a great day:-)Alexis
Goff Avatar
May 29, 2021 at 7:41 PM
Yes! made me smile & chuckle! Dale! Good work!
Daniel Avatar
May 29, 2021 at 5:49 AM
Ha ha! This is really funny, Dale, well written:)
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2021 at 11:50 AM
Having taken that ride on several occasions, my sympathy's kind Sir...
Roper Avatar
May 24, 2021 at 9:47 PM
:) this is so funny, Dale, I am glad I came to read it.
Dietrich Avatar
May 24, 2021 at 4:37 PM
oh I am glad I came to see this. Love your humor, Dale.
Allison Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 3:36 PM
very witty indeed Dale, now are you up for a collab on are you being served or on another theme??:-) hugs jan xx
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