Best Product Poems

Incredible Product Warnings

By Elton Camp

Far from folly this hair dry warning is keeping
In telling snoozers, “Do not use while sleeping”

Thinking of putting a curl in your colon or tongue? 
“For external use only,” on curling iron is hung

This most would know, you certainly would think:
On...

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A  Product of my environment

Was a little kid
All scared and confused
Didn’t stand up, cuz was afraid

Grew up, faced fear, no more tears
My mindset,  it changed
Met people, few good, few bad

Learning came along the way
Got inspired, and got admired
Was hated, but loved too

Friends I...

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Gently lying on my bed with my slickly Pink Pajamas,
I fell asleep like a peaceful baby,
then the windows opened in complete excitement,
and the seas breezed in like a stampede,
raising my night dress from legs to Breasts
leaving me nude, cold but blessed,
then came this guy with...

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I am a product of everything you didn't do
You are the white powder on my top lip
As my body shakes and shifts
Praying this will help my spirits lift
Just a product of what you didn't do
All I think, all I say, all I do
The way I...

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We Aussie like to have a bite
Of bread and butter and vegemite
We’ll save a Crumble bar for you
Cherry Ripe and Lamingtons too
With snags and meat pies all life long
Instant Pavolvas seem all wrong
Toohey’s and Carlton bring real cheer
Four XXXX and Fosters fair dinkum beer
Gran took...

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“Ladies and gentlemen, gather round
Squeeze in madam, come a little closer”

You fortunate folk are at the launch of this must have commodity

My company has traveled around the globe,
we’ve invested millions in research in search of the purest product;
which was eventually found in the atmosphere of...

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I love it Lord
Everything is the way it should be
I am happy in my spirit
And I felt I have arrived
You have helped me so much
Thank you for your mercy
Thank you for your loving kindness when I didn't request it
Thank you for granting me what I...

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A 
tree starts
to bear fruit
When it’s ready...
umm!


 ...

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Here ye’ here ye’
Read the headlines and polish the abstract newsletters
There’s a new trend amongst the weak
Sales tags mark the price of this new found phenomenon at a bargain

A steal if you will

You can pick it up for free at your local hot spot
Dripping from...

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Product of Dave the Brave

Product of Peace
Product of Poverty
Product of Happy
Product of Charity 
P-Product of crazy...weightless envy...bipolar blues...etc. etc.

Product of selfish ambition ...
A shameful sin in disguise 
Turning my cheek to this decision
Discussion goes beyond the sight of eyes 

That's what they consider me as...
That's...

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Emotions spray isn’t particular to a selected few
but self control reigns supreme if
the mind’s lock succumbs to the key of maturity.

A negative impact steams out of the boil of behaviour when;
the eye swells through the accumulating poisonous fluids of greed,
the hand finds cover in gloves...

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One wish filled afternoon
I fashioned a knife out of a spoon
The following banal morning
I held it up as I was adorning
its hand carved ivory handle
to the light of a flickering candle
It appeared to dance and move on its own
and then it became a rotary telephone
I...

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The night we first met
We talked all morning
He walked me home
I walked him instead
That was the night
I soon realized
This German boy
entered my life
I won't say I loved him
But willing to say
I felt for him
WHen we held hands
My mind jumped up and down
Telling me to run...

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Do I push or pull?
Do I go straight or do I turn?
What works best for me
May not work best for you
Even your happiness matters
Should I stay here
Or run away while I have the chance?
Will I survive without it all?
Even though I did wait for you
I...

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So here I am standing face to face with myself
Staring deeply though the windows of my inner man
Wondering, who am I? And how did I get here?
I know some how, some years ago
My parents got together and conceived me
But I'm searching deeper than that
I'm looking...

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