Best Prod Poems

When athletics have no consequence,
The long jump and high jump make no sense,
You can still leap ten feet,
Even hurdle a street,
If you lean on an electric fence....

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Cattle Prod

Taking Anything 
Too Serious
Makes It Dumb.

ZZZZTTTZZZTTT!

Ow. Still Dumb.

ZZZZTTT!! ZZZZTTTT!!!

Very Stupid...

ZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!

OWWW!  Buncha' CraPPP!

ZZZZZZZTTTTZZZZZZZ!!!
TTTTTTTZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!

Huh?

ZZZZTTTTXXZZZZTTXZXZXTZZZ!!!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

BULL!

BUZZZ... BUZZ. BUZ.

***That's Not Real.***

How Do You Charge This Thing?

BUP.

-Gray Squirrel

05-16-2025...

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trijan refrain

Some reject God; some shun the Christ;
some will spurn the Spirit.
Humanism entices men
endorsing self-merit.
Who condemns us with profane awe
vainly hoping we'll break God's law? 
    Who condemns us?
    Who condemns us?
Who makes the dare, hopes we'll withdraw?

There is...

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