Best Postal Service Poems

We are the deliverers of the United States mail. 
Even when there is rain, snow, sleet, and hail,
in our daily services, we will not fail.
We...

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Our postal system
Mostly sucks
And we should let it die

It losing money
Consequently
The cost of mail’s too high

Mailing a package
Is a pain
You’ll have to stand in line

Five...

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As the hourglass gets filled with sand,
they take time to ask me who I am,
but who are YOU?      to ask...

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a Christmas card’s a little thing
so much~ a loving wish to bring
but still my Christmas souvenir you’ll take
in kindness, for the giver’s sake

The first known...

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Present Date:   December 25, 1995
Envelope Date Stamped:  December 23, 1944
From:  _______  no return address but clearly overseas
To:  Addressed to...

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Why... just yesterday
where webbed wide world troubles
     seemed so far away,
that would hove bin Monday
(October first tooth
    ...

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Good Golly
     Miss Molly
Lord's Done
        Miracle Spun
Lost Faith
     With Wait

Got...

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treading tales of three o clock on the morning bow
Android alkaloid met a myriad of trees at a southern angle. Bacon tart it was not...

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The Postal Service doesn’t have
Too many in its camp
And I know why, for I just learned
It’s 50 cents a stamp!

No wonder folks send e-cards
And pay...

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Since emails became king, the postal service is suffering
Maybe that's why the cost of a stamp causes stuttering
Are you serious, last time I looked
A stamp...

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A baker’s dozen is thirteen; you get an extra bagel.
But don’t expect it other places, though you may finagle.

A dozen roses gets you twelve; a...

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In past Decembers, when my cards
Were purchased, sealed and stamped,
I wrote so many that, for sure,
My fingers burned and cramped.

I mailed them out and knew...

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One hundred people 
saving ten dollars per week
a thousand dollars per week
fifty-two thousand dollars per year

the deposit for a house every year 
a road to...

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At the Depot

As the snow flies, on a cold and grey December dawn
to waiting homes no mails are borne
from the depot.
Phil Bloggs, a mailman, scans...

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The year was 1920
The U.S. Postal Service said
You can’t send children parcel post
That’s how their new rule read

Well that got me to thinking
What happened pre...

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