Best Pistol Poems

 Krystal the Pistol

God has blessed be with such a dear friend
someone who entertains me on the weekend
Lucky I am to have such a unique person to work with
in a cold windowless pit.

A beautiful Libra
Crazy enough to dress up as a zebra
She gets me and...

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When you walk into my classroom
Man, you'd better be prepared.
If your poodle ate your homework,
You might be a little scared.

'Cause I'm a pistol packing pedagogue.
My Colt is on my hip 
And my trigger finger's itchy
So it's time to get a grip.

Better not be disrespectful 
And...

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Loaded, close, ready
May I never hear it speak 
Resting cold--silent...

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A fellow by the name of Ole Pistol Pete
Once had this real special technique
He just had to think
His eyes he would blink
Ladies would follow Pistol Pete like sheep

© Jack Ellison 2013...

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Hood fellow, pull her hair like I do the trigger
Plenty of cash, don't care if she's a gold-digger
She broke-up with her ex and got me, lost and found
Get in bed, take out my pistol, let off a round
Shoot her up, shoot her up, bang, bang
Blowing...

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Hood fellow, pull her hair like I do the trigger
Plenty of cash, don't care if she's a gold-digger
She broke-up with her ex and got me, lost and found
Get in bed, take out my pistol, let off a round
Shoot her up, shoot her up, bang, bang
Blowing...

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The Pistol of the Priest

When the world resurrected
from a hanging hole between the thighs.
The body brought  out with  all his animals ,
The priest  brought out , 
carrying a pistol,
 surrounded by the corpses  of the roses, 
and the lamentation of the...

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Pistol Pete is Peaceful Peter now,
Married life has altered him, and how.
He used to be a honky tonker
Always spoiling for a fight,
Now he's always home with Mama
And in bed by nine each night.
It was a huge mistake to take that wedding vow.

He had to give...

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Pistol or Revolver Horn Haiku

A pistol or revolver
Is not a problem solver
Never meant to be.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Joe Doakes packed a pistol for protection
Tucked away in his pants, 'scaped detection --
   Had a girl named Meg
   Who flashed him some leg -- 
Joe's pistol turned into an e-rec-tion...

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Only 4 years old and if looks could kill
Definetly different with a will of steel
Butting heads and not getting along
Sworn enemies in a little girls world
Better than Barbies
Claws out like cats
Battleground and  Playgrounds
Strong willed and hardheaded
Little Princess is a pistol,
And she’s about to go...

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Your flaming heart has me floating on a cloud of iron thistles...

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Mentally disturbed,
I am,
Since I'm siting here,
Alone,
With a pistol in my hand,
A pistol that will be soon,
Placed within my mouth,
Between my two cheecks,
Until its goes,
Boom!
Making me fall back in my seat,
Making my soul fall into hell,
Instead of the heavens,
In which I seek,
Instead of the world,
In which...

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Winds of change

Hauntingly whisper

Terrifyingly roar

Silhouette at door

Silent pistol...

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The word fine is the frame of a pistol that grips to callused hands 
When you think of the word fine as an answer, you move your finger to trigger ready to shoot a lie
When you hear the word fine it’s the scraping of the...

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